What does your guardian eat?
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A bowl of nails... Without any milk
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Bullets
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Salt.
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Pieces of shit like you for breakfast
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Light
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The tears of orphans
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My Titan eats nails and drinks Oryx's blood.
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Pussy
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Brains man we r all zombies
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I like to eat my share of guardians now and again
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My guardian now feasts on oryx
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Edited by Man Ray: 10/8/2015 7:24:23 PMMy guardian likes to start his day off with a protein shake made of infant tears and pure hatred, the. He helps out at his local daycare
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My Guardians feed off the fear of the minions of the darkness.
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The crushed bloody bones of my fallen enimies....
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Pussy
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Bananas
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Lettuce
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Doritos
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I eat glimmer.
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I feed off the anger of killing guardians in pvp.
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Guardian Tears
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I feast upon orphan meat...
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Tears of the nerf
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I'm glad you asked...eats darkness and shats light. My guardian lit up Crota in the dark below wit dat ... [spoiler]wait, wut??[/spoiler]
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The tears of hunters killed by my hammer.