What does your guardian eat?
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Hearts of newborns. Too much??
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Whiskey and beef jerky. Wait he's an exo. Whiskey and batteries.
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My guardian lives solely on a saline solution.
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The tears of those who cry for nerfs
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Cocaine!
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The tears of cry babies in Crucible.
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The flesh of the fallen.
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Minced mints
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Pita bread and humus. The college students choice of snack. P.s also love smoothies.
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Pizza. Cause it's f***ing pizza and I'm part Italian BIOTCH
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Knuckle sandwiches. Thanks Titans
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Nothing.
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[Sigh] starts with a 'P'
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Edited by 에그시: 9/23/2015 1:21:51 AM
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Did you mean Pizza Dogs, when you said Dogs?
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I usually eat (yes I eat them) guardian tears, but ether seeds have got my attention recently. [spoiler]and also crota's soul tasted amazing! Too bad I can't have any more...[/spoiler]
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Ether seeds
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Tears
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Motes of light
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The salty tears of cry babies.
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The tears of preteen Xbox users complaining about PS exclusives.
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lol why would we eat dogs? wtf??? lolololol
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My friend guardians live with me, so I get the job of getting meals but the problem is we all like different things. So I go to Earth kill a captain, rip out the insides and stuff it in a bag Then I go to Mars and kill a legionary and do the same thing I do to the captain Then I take my water canteen and go to Venus, I kill around 29 vex and put those white fluids and drink it. This is what REAL guardians eat
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Your moms taco
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Exo don't eat.