What does your guardian eat?
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Food!
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Captain Crunch or dregs-on-toast for breakfast, thrallgrain bread with dinkleberry juice for lunch, then I microwave some Meatcabals (alongside that, some of my heavy spirit from the liquor cabinet, Bloom).
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Souls.
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Dirt.
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I eat the spirits of the butthurt. My titans specializes on hunters that cry for "Nerf!"
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You do realise that guardians are not tamagotchi right? :-)
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Copious amounts of pussy.
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Burgers
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My guardian eats anything, but it's usually covered in salt
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Orphans
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Cheese
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Babies
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Crota's soul is awesome with a little ketchup
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Spare vex parts
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Mangala potato skins
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Mara sov.
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Platesteel
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P-P-P-PUSSY
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Soylent green
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Hive hearts with a side of taken blood
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The tears of my foes and their broken bones 😜
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Frosted husk flakes
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Roasted Ahamkara
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Smart price asda onion rings
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My Titan is so hard he eats riots.
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Pussy.