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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spirit of sand Holy crap I'm on there now?![/quote] So am I :D Lets Hang out and Swap Insurance Details![/quote]Yay!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squiggy I haven't looked, anyone want to check if I'm on there?[/quote] I'm pretty sure you are, ill check and update this.

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  • I haven't looked, anyone want to check if I'm on there?

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  • I'm in there twice =) For my over 9000 and camp rock references.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spirit of sand Holy crap I'm on there now?![/quote] So am I :D Lets Hang out and Swap Insurance Details!

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  • Holy crap I'm on there now?!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gaara444 there compensating for the fact they wont get a Halo when they die. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xaron_On_Parade [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SnickerzBar lets count girls[/quote] 1, 2, 3........4........................5.............................................6..............................................................7.........................................................................8...............................................................................................................................................9..............................................................*falls asleep*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer The son I've not had yet is already dead...is that a paradox?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fuzzy McDoodle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] night haI 1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Slayer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door I have no intention to argue.[/quote]/troll[/quote]/havok[/quote]/poop Wait what? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XVagg X StompX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Boss of OWNAGE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XVagg X StompX [b]Kill it,[/b] bake it, and eat it.[/quote] A corpse is already dead...[/quote] You know, I am getting real tired of your back sass.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] rooster cogburn6 the idea of two plumbers going to rescue a princess, my dog was stolen and i called the plumbers and they got mad when i told them to find my dog![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x When I was a kid, I used to get up every Saturday morning and watch a cartoon of a coyote trying to kill a roadrunner. I have never attempted to drop an anvil on anybody, blow them up with dynamite, or strap on rocket-powered Acme rollerskates.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Echo14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] forandir [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93 You know the drill, etc. forandir- 21? [/quote] Why question mark?[/quote] He just doesn't understand you. You deserve better.[/quote]Shut up, Oprah.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Echo14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Echo14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] forandir Why question mark?[/quote] He just doesn't understand you. You deserve better.[/quote]Shut up, Oprah.[/quote] Shut up, Jerry.[/quote]Funny, my friends call me Jerry. Who the -blam!- are you?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Echo14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93 Funny, my friends call me Jerry. Who the -blam!- are you?[/quote] Bill Nye.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caboosethedead [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam Lock the door. Pun... INTENDED![/quote] OH SNAP![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]the X to the 47 *Dons white rob* *Makes staff of wood* *Grows beard* *Slams staff on stone bridge* Thou shalt not pass![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] night haI 1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] night haI 1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] night haI 1 No, the beetle's genetic formations do not alter that of the spider's.[/quote] But what about the rocket fuel in their abdomens?[/quote]Yes, the spider does get a small amount of rocket fuel it will never use in it's life time building webs. For more information on spiders' effects on building webs, please refer to [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc]this [/url]video.[/quote] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc]You see one of these. Wat do?[/url][/quote] Squish.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pirated Goods [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door that Stosh awful[/quote] End your life.[/quote] lol'd hard.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thunderbolt101 Whos a jiggawa?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElDude95 Must... Not... Kill...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Slayer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Slayer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door There were multiple people arguing, so unless Bungie has some multi-PM service I never knew about, this is hard to avoid.[/quote] So, you were being lazy at the expense of this thread and the users of Flood V2? That's sounds selfish man.[/quote]lrn2read slayer what is wrong with you /slaps slayer[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OMFGitzn0tButer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teardrop cool story bro.[/quote]A wild teardrop appeared! It used meme! But it failed![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hot Fries [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OMFGitzn0tButer [/quote] I love you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo Green, White and Orange. Our mascot would be a gelatinous blob with legs and sneakers.[/quote] I don't think Foman would appreciate you nominating his mother for our mascot.[/quote] That would be just plain rude!Hey, my mom doesn't own shoes. Anyway, this is essentially a thread about the Flood Forum itself, as well as a popularity contest to vote for the "F.U. principal." Both types of threads are prohibited here.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Cool Ninja [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey I am a NINJA![/quote] You lie. You are obviously a vengeful donkey.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HORNSWOGGLE 2K8 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the chosen one [url=http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/352659819/pic_bigger.jpg]Me.[/url] I never knew I look so much like boxxy. What do you think about this?[/quote] OMG YOU'RE A GIRL.. Make me a sammich.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Magc Man 64001 oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AntwonMcgee The 'she' I'm referring to is Chuck Norris' mother.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lx MORRIS lx You gotta risk it to get the biscuit[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] forandir [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nightkrawler 69 LMAOL[/quote] ..?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]Fahrenheit i just invited a girl out to go bowling with me on saturday she was all stoked and said yes[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]G4 Sucks Nuts This kid just invited me to go bowling with him on saturday. He is really ugly and fat and I just said yes to be nice. I even pretended to be stoked. What should I do ?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NotGOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gnademassica117 do'g im nut gon der i msunotie bi atcineg fic anouut *squieses head till popping noise occurs* ai begga noi[/quote] Wow...Im not even gonna try to figure out what language that is.[/quote] 'Damn, I'm not there. I musn't be active enough. *Squeezes head till popping noise occurs* I better now!' Closest translation you'll get.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NotGOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gnademassica117 do'g im nut gon der i msunotie bi atcineg fic anouut *squieses head till popping noise occurs* ai begga noi[/quote] Wow...Im not even gonna try to figure out what language that is.[/quote] 'Damn, I'm not there. I musn't be acting thick enough. *Squeezes head till popping noise occurs* I better now!' Closest translation you'll get.[/quote] Fix'd.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RussellTheHippy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HK47 Contemplative: I find it ironic that this thread has not been used for its original purpose.[/quote] Welcome to Flood V2. Leave your logic at the door.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BBrulz82 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart It's salmon. Actually we can't do anything. You can repost this in the community forum where it should be, or we can continue to deliberate about something entirely unrelated to anything else.[/quote] Salmon is a manly colour. As declared by my friend RaisedDeadly.[/quote] Right, but salmon is also a fish, so it follows: Generic User A: I like salmon, I like it cooked or raw. Generic User B: Eww, raw salmon is gross, sushi sucks. User A: It is damn good you need to expand your horizons. User C: Get out and catch some fish you wankers, it's more fun and you can cook it up later. User A&B: Hey, how about you shut up? User D: I went fishing off the coast of Madagascar and caught a spare tire and used it on my car, BOYO! User A, B, C, and E: wtf[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 I really don't care what made your favorite quote list, and especially not if it's that long. On second thought, I don't think anyone really cares.[/quote] Hey! Don't be mean! This quote guide is not supposed to be used for any purposes other than laughing at the humor. And it's okay to make a favorites list, just don't get too overzealous.[/quote] The truth hurts babycakes.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheOriginaC0UG3R [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheOriginaC0UG3R Im not on there because I dont say anything interesting :([/quote] Sweet.[/quote] You being smart with me boy?[/quote] No, just making an offhand remark.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Barrel Roll I lost the game for the first time. I was in the hospital for 3 weeks. -shudder-[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evil lemons g88 imo halo /pickle wait...what?[/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:25 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nedus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Krazy Kraut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nedus Don't be foolish. If a parent can't be bothered to teach their kids right from wrong, they shouldn't be having children.[/quote] What's the point of teaching right and wrong anyways? They don't exist. Neither do good and evil exist. They are defined differently in the mind of each individual person. What parents [i]should[/i] be doing is encouraging their children to create their own moral guidelines. Not forcing their tired philosophy onto their children.[/quote] That's a great idea, Dr. Phil. Let's let kids watch what they want, look at what they want on the Internet, and play what they want, and let them think that everything they see is ok. Since you make the assumption that all kids can think for themselves (hint: they can't), that means all the children will automatically obey some sort of laws and guidelines that weren't established in the first place, right? When you stop thinking in black and white, feel free to join the rest of the civilized world.[/quote] [u][b]And Captain K Mart's ways of saying -blam!-ing[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Smudged Toilet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 I was...how to say.... waxing my pole,[/quote] Ah yes, varnishing the ol' cane. I dunno dude, you should get a professional opinion. [/quote] Polishing the Master Sword.[/quote] The ol' five knuckle shuffle.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo Try peeing. Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.[/quote] Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.[/quote] You should probably take it easy. Playing the skin flute too much might be bad. Just cut down on the pounding of the flounder and maybe everything will work out.[/quote] I sure hope so... I mean I know its weird but I really do like to milk the snake.... so its very like, weird and distressing not to be able to.[/quote] Well hey we all gotta take a break from sailing the mayonnaise seas once in a while. Get your mind off of it somehow then you'll be ready to ride the five-legged pony again.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart So, no more taking the monster for a one armed ride.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart We could pound the fence post some more but it wouldn't help.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart So don't grease the three legged cow.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Gardening with the golden trowel, to be honest.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Clear the snorkel, for those of us into the aquatic scene.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Buttering the corn shouldn't be done too often.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Just a little decongesting the weasel is all.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart A little discharging of the heat seeking moisture missile.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Shaking hands the boss, if it were required.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yogurt 40 Cpt Kmart, can you do the one with the ivory faucet again? Please?[/quote] Turning on the ivory faucet? Nah, I think I'll take a five minute vacation south of the border.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Well guys I gotta head out. So the lesson learned here is to not swing the purple veined kidney stabber too much.[/quote] [u][b]And the rest of The Flood's ways to say it[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo Try peeing. Or maybe a spider crawled in there while your eyes were in the lifeless, deadlocked stare with the ceiling, and you didn't notice.[/quote] Peeing is fine, no problems there... its only when I try to beat the bishop do I have any pain.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Smudged Toilet Warming up the purple headed warrior.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] grunt taxidriver choking the chicken corralling the tadpoles[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snibs Spankin' the ham?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cody5427 you just need to stop pullin the balony pony for a while. Bashin the bishop. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Oh Gibdo five fingered friction the righty rubdown summoning the genie [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snibs Flailin' the sword?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shkpa [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] being2nosey Srsly, bro, you've gotta lay off it for at least a few weeks. I've never experienced pain like that, but it's obviously not good. The pain could be harmless. Especially in your early teens, too much wacking in a short amount of time can simply put wear and tear on your little buddy. [b]Think of it like too much upper body work in your daily work-out.[/b] [/quote] I think that is his upper body workout. ...Choking the monster...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fo shiz 64 Taking Santa's little helper for a solo sleigh ride? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordCrotchpants [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] That shotgun guy It's pretty funny how a thread about Fapping has gotten to a Hot-Topic this quick....damn we are pathetic.[/quote] Don't act like you've never slapped the seal around[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ClickClackUrDead yeah man stop lighting the fireworks[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cody5427 Spankin the monkey hasnt come up yet.hmm[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 Anyone seen the Ugly Truth? Flickin the bean?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snibs pulverizing the stake?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fo shiz 64 Spinning your disco disk.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordCrotchpants Punching the pepperoni, if you will[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ClickClackUrDead stop emptying the silenced smg[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cody5427 shakin the donkey[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Oh Gibdo quit flexing your 11th finger[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zion1990 Burping the worm[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tibetz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gnome13 Swinging the hammer can lead to a soar thumb.[/quote] thumbs can fly?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cody5427 jiggling the gearshift may result in dizzyness and sweating of the upper lip[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StoneAgeHitman1 been stabbing the cat i see...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Black Hat So lemme get this straight. You were: Ruining the Theory Relying the Friend Spotting the Language Camping the Cork Sniffing the Morning Shivering the Butter Requesting the Jump Encouraging the Wood Coughing the Bite Pulling the Weight Supporting the Poison Flowering the Silk Hopping the Sister Sniffing the News Embarrassing the Rice Sacking the Growth Tracing the Meat Glowing the Hope Settling the Rule Man, my hands are tired. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordCrotchpants Frolicking with your frank, if one were so inclined[/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=35533219&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]All of this courtesy of this thread.[/url] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:24 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Godavari WHY CAN"T WE ALL JUST BE PURPLE?!?!?!?!?![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] machado studd This thread is now about Cake.[/quote] The Cake is a Pie.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caragnafog dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pyroshark [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BLIB [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Echo14 You think you've got it bad. My sister has had like 10 or more boyfriends and all the guys in my grade and other grades want to do her.[/quote] What the hell is it with people these days, they jump from relationship to relationship at such a young age.[/quote] YA SEE, THE KIDS, THEY LISTEN TO THE RAP MUSIC, WHICH GIVES THEM THE BRAIN DAMAGE.[/quote]ZIP ZOP BOOPIDEE BOP[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GBF7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NickMastromarino [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] magott4lyf Ask for their autograph, and kindly let them use my phone.[/quote] so maggot u like slipknot? SO DO I!!!!! [/quote][i]The invasion has begun.[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] frondew What kinda name is salma!? It's like...salmonellas deformed child.. ~fron[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blitz Phenomenon I think they should ban people that can't spell.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] m1garand Your picture made me cry.[/quote] [quote][b]posted by:[/b]nickcook and i thought my grammer was bad i normaly dont care but jesus man what are you talking about[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mykester I'm not here on Thors day :([/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spongel3ob *Faceplum*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Glitter is a decoration, nothing more. Explain to these people at your school that the internet thinks they are morons.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Sadistic Hobo I'm a professional couch warmer, I get paid in found change.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spngefan11 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacob crawford 404 Not Found. [/quote] That's the joke. Get it? Can't find fron's gf. He dosen't have one.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93 I always thought frawnz would have a cowgirl for a girlfriend.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StarClanCats [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lextrix [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a rabid snail *facegun*[/quote] *faceC4*[/quote] *FaceNuke*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xaron_On_Parade ROFLCOPTER (::) here is your cookie[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nar Shruikan -blam!- the book. -blam!- the fans. -blam!- the author. -blam!- you all. -blam!- it, im done.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spirit of sand I...But... Wow...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] peoples champ36 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nar Shruikan -blam!- the book. -blam!- the fans. -blam!- the author. -blam!- you all. -blam!- it, im done.[/quote] I'm not. Hold on, I'm almost there.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Sadistic Hobo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mire Krisma why must itself up every of a park stick some quote statue unquote to prove that a hero equals any jerk who was afraid to dare to answer "no"?[/quote] [u][i][b]WHAT!?[/u][/i][/b][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer What in holy hell did you just say? Was the second paragraph even English?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordCrotchpants Caps are for quitters[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge I DISAGREE WITH YOU SIR. *transmission ends*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GezaB [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mordicaii [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro99 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vaporeon What? [/quote]Que? [/quote] Was?[/quote] Bagel?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat She dances like a chicken.. And i love her. Dammit, now i have to go watch camp rock again..[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BLIB [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ratekinc ...~OMGBBQWTFTWSSFTWTTFNH3FMCFMLMLOL~[/quote] "Oh my God, barbecue! What the -blam!-?!" "That's what she said, for the win!" "Ta-ta for now." "Halo 3 Forum? Master Cheif?" "-blam!- my life. LOL!"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hilltopstalker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hilltopstalker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam Recruitment messages smell of donkey balls.[/quote] Sniff my donkey balls. Join group plz.[/quote] I don't agree with your perverted ways, sir, now please vacate my bedroom.[/quote] I don't agree with your cheap ways, sir, now please pay me before I vacate your bedroom.[/quote] Uhh, can you put it on my tab? I know I owe you a lot, but my landlord just isn't letting up... I can pay you with 10% interest if you need.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vaporeon lol. None of you are Unicorns. You're not even Newnicorns. Nonicorns![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hilltopstalker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wobo Wobo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hilltopstalker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wobo Wobo Their overall appearance (well kept/groomed, messy, baggy, shiny) and what operating system they run on[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Godavari WHY CAN"T WE ALL JUST BE PURPLE?!?!?!?!?![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] machado studd This thread is now about Cake.[/quote] The Cake is a Pie.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caragnafog dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pyroshark [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BLIB [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Echo14 You think you've got it bad. My sister has had like 10 or more boyfriends and all the guys in my grade and other grades want to do her.[/quote] What the hell is it with people these days, they jump from relationship to relationship at such a young age.[/quote] YA SEE, THE KIDS, THEY LISTEN TO THE RAP MUSIC, WHICH GIVES THEM THE BRAIN DAMAGE.[/quote]ZIP ZOP BOOPIDEE BOP[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GBF7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NickMastromarino [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] magott4lyf Ask for their autograph, and kindly let them use my phone.[/quote] so maggot u like slipknot? SO DO I!!!!! [/quote][i]The invasion has begun.[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] frondew What kinda name is salma!? It's like...salmonellas deformed child.. ~fron[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blitz Phenomenon I think they should ban people that can't spell.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] m1garand Your picture made me cry.[/quote] [quote][b]posted by:[/b]nickcook and i thought my grammer was bad i normaly dont care but jesus man what are you talking about[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mykester I'm not here on Thors day :([/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spongel3ob *Faceplum*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Glitter is a decoration, nothing more. Explain to these people at your school that the internet thinks they are morons.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Sadistic Hobo I'm a professional couch warmer, I get paid in found change.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spngefan11 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacob crawford 404 Not Found. [/quote] That's the joke. Get it? Can't find fron's gf. He dosen't have one.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93 I always thought frawnz would have a cowgirl for a girlfriend.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StarClanCats [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lextrix [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a rabid snail *facegun*[/quote] *faceC4*[/quote] *FaceNuke*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xaron_On_Parade ROFLCOPTER (::) here is your cookie[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nar Shruikan -blam!- the book. -blam!- the fans. -blam!- the author. -blam!- you all. -blam!- it, im done.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spirit of sand I...But... Wow...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] peoples champ36 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nar Shruikan -blam!- the book. -blam!- the fans. -blam!- the author. -blam!- you all. -blam!- it, im done.[/quote] I'm not. Hold on, I'm almost there.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Sadistic Hobo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mire Krisma why must itself up every of a park stick some quote statue unquote to prove that a hero equals any jerk who was afraid to dare to answer "no"?[/quote] [u][i][b]WHAT!?[/u][/i][/b][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer What in holy hell did you just say? Was the second paragraph even English?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordCrotchpants Caps are for quitters[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge I DISAGREE WITH YOU SIR. *transmission ends*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GezaB [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mordicaii [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro99 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vaporeon What? [/quote]Que? [/quote] Was?[/quote] Bagel?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat She dances like a chicken.. And i love her. Dammit, now i have to go watch camp rock again..[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BLIB [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ratekinc ...~OMGBBQWTFTWSSFTWTTFNH3FMCFMLMLOL~[/quote] "Oh my God, barbecue! What the -blam!-?!" "That's what she said, for the win!" "Ta-ta for now." "Halo 3 Forum? Master Cheif?" "-blam!- my life. LOL!"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hilltopstalker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hilltopstalker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam Recruitment messages smell of donkey balls.[/quote] Sniff my donkey balls. Join group plz.[/quote] I don't agree with your perverted ways, sir, now please vacate my bedroom.[/quote] I don't agree with your cheap ways, sir, now please pay me before I vacate your bedroom.[/quote] Uhh, can you put it on my tab? I know I owe you a lot, but my landlord just isn't letting up... I can pay you with 10% interest if you need.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vaporeon lol. None of you are Unicorns. You're not even Newnicorns. Nonicorns![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hilltopstalker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wobo Wobo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hilltopstalker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wobo Wobo Their overall appearance (well kept/groomed, messy, baggy, shiny) and what operating system they run on[/quote]

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  • You're saying this ISN'T bumping?

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  • *Tries for next page top*

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  • *To all mods* I'm not trying to bump, I am making an attempt at the top of the next page. Please excuse the lack of necessity, but I need to start getting more pages.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SharkWing [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wears0fGar I've witnessed a meme become created. [i]And now i regreted now.[/i][/quote] You're not alone, brother, you're not alone. When I first saw it, I knew it had potential. I laughed so hard that I jumped in joy.....[i]and now i regret it now.[/i] Solely because the ceiling fan was on high speed and it isn't that far from the ground. OUCH[/quote] You need a psycharitist or you now regreaded now. But you don't really have many optinos, ask Janed, she's good with this stuff. but make sure you don't regreated now Man I should really go to bed the flood is crazy, it's making me regreaded now [Edited on 07.29.2009 2:46 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wears0fGar I've witnessed a meme become created. [i]And now i regreted now.[/i][/quote] You're not alone, brother, you're not alone. When I first saw it, I knew it had potential. I laughed so hard that I jumped in joy.....[i]and now i regret it now.[/i] Solely because the ceiling fan was on high speed and it isn't that far from the ground. OUCH [Edited on 07.29.2009 2:42 AM PDT]

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  • I've witnessed a meme become created. [i]And now i regreted now.[/i]

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  • Not trying to annoy you or tell you how to do you're job, but you should update the OP to link to the two new pages of quotes. Just sayin'. This page and thirteen aren't listed. [Edited on 07.28.2009 11:53 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SeanzUnstopable Is anyone here even talking about flood funny sayings? Haha Check out my screenshots, please rate and tag, thanks[/quote] No, but we're certainly not gonna talk about your screenshots. EVER.

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  • Is anyone here even talking about flood funny sayings? Haha Check out my screenshots, please rate and tag, thanks

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  • Haha, he took my suggestion. Why [i]can't[/i] we all just be purple?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Meh, internet post is hard to understand. I would need to hear you to really get the full effect of your post. Oh, well. Enjoy anyway, I just added a few quotes.[/quote] That it is, that it is... Also, WOOOOOOOOOO!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door That was mostly as a general announcement to those who find the guide funny. If you do not, then that is your opinion. I won't try to convince you otherwise. However, it would be nice if you were to put a /sarcasm in your post or something, because it is not easy to tell on the internet.[/quote] Whoa man, I never said the thread wasn't funny. & I thought the sarcasm was a dead give away, calling The Flood "totally radical" and "completely stellar" :D[/quote] Meh, internet post is hard to understand. I would need to hear you to really get the full effect of your post. Oh, well. Enjoy anyway, I just added a few quotes.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door That was mostly as a general announcement to those who find the guide funny. If you do not, then that is your opinion. I won't try to convince you otherwise. However, it would be nice if you were to put a /sarcasm in your post or something, because it is not easy to tell on the internet.[/quote] Whoa man, I never said the thread wasn't funny. & I thought the sarcasm was a dead give away, calling The Flood "totally radical" and "completely stellar" :D

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Sorry. I just got back from a week-long camping trip. I also contracted some sort of stomach flu and was up all night last night vomiting like crazy, then spent the next day just plain recooperating. IN OTHER NEWS: I'm updating the quote guide now.[/quote] Well, one, don't be sorry, cas I was utilizing the literary technique of sarcasm there. Second, that's horrible, and I'm deeply sympathetic to your woe.[/quote] That was mostly as a general announcement to those who find the guide funny. If you do not, then that is your opinion. I won't try to convince you otherwise. However, it would be nice if you were to put a /sarcasm in your post or something, because it is not easy to tell on the internet.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Sorry. I just got back from a week-long camping trip. I also contracted some sort of stomach flu and was up all night last night vomiting like crazy, then spent the next day just plain recooperating. IN OTHER NEWS: I'm updating the quote guide now.[/quote] Well, one, don't be sorry, cas I was utilizing the literary technique of sarcasm there. Second, that's horrible, and I'm deeply sympathetic to your woe.

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