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Edited by Doom DH:
9/28/2015 9:42:12 PM
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There's this girl...
And I think she's SOOOO prettyyy!
Like whoaaaa super breathtaking and absolutely gorgeous, with an adorable laugh and a witty mind. I watched a film with her and some other chicks and a bloke, and I couldn't focus on the movie because hnggggg she was actually there approx. 1.5 metres away from me!
Just felt like expressing myself <3
Edit: the amount of toast/envelope makes me happy; nice to see some of the flood still exists
Edit2: I'm not really after a relationship nor getting laid, I'm just happy she's kind of okay with me now. Gonna switch schools next year to where she's attending, so not having an awkward relation is my only want. Even then, I don't feel an urge to appeal to her. Ain't nobody got -blam!-in' time for dat!
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❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
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Op is 11
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Toast/envolope
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Just ask her to watch Paul Blart mall cop 2 with you at your house and if she was no kill yourself
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1 ReplyYou know you can be 1.5 meters away from JOHN CENA THIS SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE WWE ALLSTAR SMASHDOWN
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Dude do you even have a penis.. I mean this is disheartening shit man to man.
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1 Reply-blam!- her in the pussy
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6 Replies[quote]hnggggg[/quote] You ok over there?
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16 RepliesAll right, all right. Do this: > take her on a date (movie preferably) >bring a jacket >bring a bag of kisses >start or middle of movie (your choice) ask her if she wants to kiss >A. She says yes, then she REALLY likes you and kiss the hell out of her B. She says no, take out the bag of kisses and offer her one >profit
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1 ReplyI didn't read two lines....
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1 ReplyToast. No envelope, as these are hard times in the Flood and we need all the paper for lists of the lost.
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1 ReplyDo not worry OP. Love is merely a social construct. With the average human life-span being roughly 70, you only have to endure another 50 years of excruciatingly unforgivable pain. Everything is temporary. Your life does not matter, and these comments do not matter. Everything is temporary. Everything will eventually rot away. As long as the factor of time continues being the apex predator of the universe, the inevitable decay of all pain and memory is unstoppable. In fact, you could stop the pain at this very moment, by putting a bullet straight through your head. Being a Fat Bastard, I will never die, and I will never be able to experience the sweet release of death. OP, the world is a lie. Existence is a lie. There is only pain and darkness beyond this point. End it now, while you still can, I love you. I love you so mu-"
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:..z.....
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1 ReplyTell her that your anus is so large that her head can fit in it Girls love that shit
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1 ReplyOoooo yes PAPI!!! Mmmm women oh bby get that Succ Papi
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1 ReplyAmazon prime and recline.
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1 ReplyHow old are you? [spoiler]not offensively or anything, just wondering[/spoiler]
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2 Repliespunch her in the face
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1 ReplyTell her you eat ass Works ever time
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2 RepliesEdited by InvertedCat: 9/28/2015 9:41:44 PMEdit nvm im dumb
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1 ReplyRaaaaaape
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1 ReplyIs she with you yet ?
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Either toast and envelope, or just ask her out
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15 RepliesDon't try mate, it's pointless. You won't get her, even if you try, and if you become friends, never tell her you have a crush on her.
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6 RepliesWow this is just pitiful and extremely sexist. You're treating her like she's your sex slave. Women are more than just sex toys. It's good she didn't sit by her, Smh
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3 RepliesFIGHT BACK! CAPTURE THE (Friend)ZONE
