1. No reason boners are pretty self explanatory. It's when you get a boner for little to no reason. These occur when wearing things like basket ball shorts, swimming trunks, and tight pants. (Don't wear tight pants, it's ghey)
2. Piss dribblits. Why does it seem like the last little bit of piss never falls out until you pull your pants up?
"You can shake it, you wiggle it, you can bang it against the wall but until you put it in your pants, the last drop won't fall"
[spoiler]I could only think of two, don't judge me[/spoiler]
Explain your choice down below.
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Edited by Jeff the Cabal: 9/19/2015 1:47:50 AMYou see, as a guy, you have 2 brains. One protected by your skull, that one is very intelligent and very powerful. And then you have the other brain, that lives down there. That brain is not so smart, and does what the -blam!- it wants.