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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Inflatablepants:
9/16/2015 8:43:26 PM
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What the hell?!
*runs up*
Why is everyone...?!
Is this a really bad yoga session or are you guys dead?!
*checks pulse of Utah*
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*there is no pulse he is confirmed dead and a shadow armored man is seen running*
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you bastard... *chases after him*
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*he takes his greatsword off his back and swings it at you*
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*rolls under it and stands up behind him* No talk? Alright. *draws songblade* I do love sword fights! [spoiler]am I supposed to kill him or fail.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]If you dont kill this could be a character of mine.[/spoiler] *the figure takes out a insta-reloading hand crosssbow and begins shooting you while swinging the sword down on top of your head*
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[spoiler]pretty sure that's physically impossible[/spoiler] *turns dial on pants and becomes a shadow to avoid it*
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Edited by CzanMan02: 9/16/2015 9:42:02 PMShadow powers? Wonderful. *the voice sounded female as she turns into a shadow and grabs you and throws you into a tree* Just give me Sithis and ill be on my way.
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*turns dial and turns into a fire wraith* [i]well I wouldn't want to end our fun confrontation![/i] *throws balls of fire at the knight*
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*she teleports behimd you and stabs your back*a
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*blade goes through* Whoaaaa that feels funny. *turns around and grabs her face. And heats up to a thousand degrees. Making her entire suit of Armour burn like a thousand suns*
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*it disappears revealing her to be a female god*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 9/17/2015 12:22:26 AM[spoiler]how would I know she's a god lol.[/spoiler] Wait...I'm gunna do some deduction here. [spoiler]maybe flow with it cuz I think I know what your doing.[/spoiler] Assuming from the amount of anger yet calmness you are looking for sithis because he betrayed you. Not politically but...romantically? That or you just want to kill him! Sorry I've been reading a lot of Sherlock Holmes..,.
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The first guess was correct
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Ah! Great! So you don't want to kill him?
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No. Im going to enslave him in my realm.
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Oh....that isn't very pleasant.... So like...a...slave for*ahem*pleasure?
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No. *takes a hand crosssbows out and shoots you*
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*it goes through* Still tickles!!!
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Creep. *a dart goes imto your neck and knocks you out as she looks for Sithis*
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[spoiler]bro. It doesn't work.[/spoiler] *sleeps and goes back to normal form*
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*kicks your ribs and walks away to find Sithis*
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*is still dreaming and sleeping* [spoiler]that was anti-climactic [/spoiler]
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*you are woken up by Sithis slapping you*
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*wakes up* Oh! Some chick wants you as your sex slave!
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Wat did you hit your head that hard?
