Long ago someone came and took our king from us, and they told us he would be released September 15th of this year.
We all had given up hope and assumed the kidnappers were lying about his release, but it turns out WE WERE WRONG!
He has been returned to us UNHARMED!
This has been the most unusual case of kidnapping i've ever seen...
Long Live the King!
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#desticularcancer?