Well I wake up in the morning and I jump straight out of bed Grab a hold of that luminous jacket and shake that fuzzy head I dont have time for a fancy breakfast or to put muesli in a bowl I just head to the statoil garage for the jumbo breakfast Roll Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wrapped up good and tight If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll Well whether you're a chippie or a sparkie or a brikie or a team just tarring the road. Or a shower of lads coming home from the razz with a crowd or on your own If you're working up a ladder or peeling pigs bladder or find yourself digging in a hole Theres no sight better than melting butter, from a jumbo breakfast roll Well just the other day after me roll and tea, in me gut I got an awful ache I went to me Doctor he said that¹s an artery blocker you have every morning at break So to change my lifestyle he has me walking five miles and seeing a dietician called Noel But I cant get from my head the sight of two runny eggs on my Jumbo breakfast roll Well the years have passed on and my life has changed and now I am a different man I have lost three stone, I¹m doing a line with a girl and we are both Vegetarian My cholesterol is low and my heart is good to go, but in the morning I¹d sell my soul To sit in any statoil forecourt and devour a Jumbo breakfast roll