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- I wake up from an epic dream where I [i]cured Cancer[/i], defeated [i]Xylar the Destroyer of Worlds[/i] and got out of the [i]Friendzone[/i]. - I check my phone, only to have it crashed because of all the crazy b[i]i[/i]tches that texted me. - Then I walk down the ivory steps in front of my Throne-Bed™ becoming more and more [b]BADASS[/b] every step. - I step in the shower and cleanse my body with liquid gold. - I then clothe myself with a suit handcrafted by the Eldest of the [i]Canali[/i] Family. - After that I proceed to eat my own brand of Cereal: [i][b]Badass Flakes of Badassery[/b][/i]. - When I am done with my morning routine, I am going to watch and inspect those who not only killed my son, but erased him from existence. I am inviting them into my fortress, they call it the [b]Dreadnought[/b]. When those "[i]Guardians[/i]" get there it will remove all of their hope, and then, then I take my [u]Revenge[/u]. EDIT: [spoiler]Or, you know, I start the download. Put my PS4 in rest mode. And get to work.[/spoiler]
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