- I wake up from an epic dream where I [i]cured Cancer[/i], defeated [i]Xylar the Destroyer of Worlds[/i] and got out of the [i]Friendzone[/i].
- I check my phone, only to have it crashed because of all the crazy b[i]i[/i]tches that texted me.
- Then I walk down the ivory steps in front of my Throne-Bed™ becoming more and more [b]BADASS[/b] every step.
- I step in the shower and cleanse my body with liquid gold.
- I then clothe myself with a suit handcrafted by the Eldest of the [i]Canali[/i] Family.
- After that I proceed to eat my own brand of Cereal: [i][b]Badass Flakes of Badassery[/b][/i].
- When I am done with my morning routine,
I am going to watch and inspect those who not only killed my son, but erased him from existence. I am inviting them into my fortress, they call it the [b]Dreadnought[/b]. When those "[i]Guardians[/i]" get there it will remove all of their hope, and then, then I take my [u]Revenge[/u].
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[spoiler]Or, you know, I start the download. Put my PS4 in rest mode. And get to work.[/spoiler]
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Beautiful.
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so...I wouldn't mind having some Badass Flakes of Badassery for breakfast.
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They're pretty badass.
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Just made my day bro. Very unexpected twist at the end.
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No problem, glad you enjoyed it :D
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This lol