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Edited by Guardian6047:
9/15/2015 10:21:19 PM
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Red Bull Code!
Just had one laying around...
RULES:
Given after 14 days
MUST HAVE A JOKE THAT MAKES ME LAUGH...funniest one wins the code
No begging
No spamming
Good Luck!
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This is a definite winner: An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
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Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
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Thorn, that's my joke
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A pirate walks into a bar with a big ship wheel on his pants and the bar tender says you know you have a ship wheel on your pants and the pirate says Arrgg it's driving me nuts
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[url=http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S0-UQ5aXYZslink[/url]
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When I was in the navy I had to take a Military piss test. Couldn't pee cuz I had to shit really bad. Ended up shitting in front of the guy so I could piss in a cup.
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1 ReplyNot a joke but my favorite riddle: Bend over and touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes ;)
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Where was sally when the bomb blew up? Everywhere
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he kicks the crap out of it.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. [spoiler]Analyze it. It's a suicidal joke.[/spoiler]
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Hitler says to his adviser "next time, I'm going to kill all the Jews, and two ballet dancer's". The adviser replies " Why two ballet dancer's? " Hitler - "See, I told you, no one cares about the Jews.
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1 ReplyWhat did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?[spoiler]Cancer[/spoiler]
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I already have a code... But Im gonna catch up on this anyway... why do pirates like Kim Kardashian? [spoiler]they want that BOOTY![/spoiler] Also... Anyone who gives the best joke can win a free redbull code... So... If you think your joke didn't make me laugh then send it to me and see if it makes ME laugh and then you win.
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What do you call an owl who does magic[spoiler]HOOOdini[/spoiler]
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I'm not good at conversation but come sit in my lap then you'll know what's up
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2 RepliesMy girlfriend's pants has a lower drop rate than Gjallarhorn.
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Why are Titans so good at starting contests? Because they can't blink!
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I already put in 3
