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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
9/13/2015 5:39:03 PM
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*is in the Swat Van with everyone else*
So, let's talk about that Governor guy. Pssh, he killed himself and blamed me.
*shakes head*
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*is in a straight jacket* [i]Guys... I got a bomb... Don't tell the guards...[/i]
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I don't want blown up!
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Edited by Stratos: 9/13/2015 9:47:35 PM[i]Shh...[/i] [i]it's in my back pocket...[/i]
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*sighs* What are you gonna do with the bomb?
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[i]Blow something up.[/i]
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Like what?
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[i]You will find out soon enough.[/i] *flips onto belly* [i]Now come on, get it out! Left cheek![/i]
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[i]Left. Cheek.[/i]
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[b]LEFTCHEEK[/b]
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NO!!!
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*Begins flopping about on the floor in an attempt to free himself* [i]Fine[/i] [i]I'll get it by my[/i] [i]Self[/i]
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*watches*
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*Flops into ite then across the isle into pants* *You see one of my arms beginning to free itself* [i]hrng. Ergm. [/i] [spoiler]feel free to intervene[/spoiler]
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*keeps watching*
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*Frees arms* [i]IM FREE[/i] *Pulls a bread stick from his back pocket* [i]WE'RE ALL GONNA BE FREE[/i] *Bites the end off and pulls a small cylinder from it*
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*kicks you in the face*
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*Swallows it*
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Oh no. *gets up and jumps out of the van*
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Why did you kill him?
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He killed himself.
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*Is sitting inside* Tubbs, im go8ng to revive you then kill you again.
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Edited by JealousOrc: 9/13/2015 7:28:02 PM
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Trust me, im going to shove a rusted spoon up your ass*
