Alright. Time to share your favourite stories and/or logic from Skyrim. I'll start us off. I was playing Skyrim for my first time, in a party with a good friend. I see the camp on my minimap, so I approach it. "Hey, what's this camp thing?"
Friend: *quietly* "No. Don't do it."
Me: "Oh hey giant, how's it goi... Oh look I can see Mars from here."
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I once had a dead horse drop out of the sky and almost squish me. I was just past the Fort on the way to Winterhold, so a Giant Launch isnt to blame; no Giants nearby. :S As for Skyrim Logic? "Please sir, I can you kill these wolves nearby, I am but a humble merchant and..." [Dragon lands nearby] "...LEEEEEEROOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIINS!!!!!!"