Alright. Time to share your favourite stories and/or logic from Skyrim. I'll start us off. I was playing Skyrim for my first time, in a party with a good friend. I see the camp on my minimap, so I approach it. "Hey, what's this camp thing?"
Friend: *quietly* "No. Don't do it."
Me: "Oh hey giant, how's it goi... Oh look I can see Mars from here."
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I had a dragon die in the streets of river wood. Never disappeared. Everytime I enter the town, some guy down the road would [i]always[/i] walk out of his house and yell "get that thing out of here!". Every time. [b]every time[/b].