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9/12/2015 7:14:09 PM
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*random marine walks in with no pants.* Yes I'd like to try a pair if you don't mind
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Actually I was talking to your officer here... [spoiler]i want you to try them[/spoiler]
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Alright I'll try them but then you let my marines try them.
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Yep! *hands you a pair. They seem to glow red. And they are warm*
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*nervously puts on pants*
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*you immediately light on fire. But you don't feel the heat. Your skin remains intact as well as your clothes. And you feel the power of the fire move through you*
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This is interesting, do the pants work as some sort of exosuit that allows me to control fire?
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Not an exo suit... Let's just say...it's ancient. Anywho. What do you think?
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It's great, it'll come in handy.
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Yes. Oh ya btw you can shoot fireballs...
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*shoots fireballs at targets* this is amazing I'll take 10
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That's the problem... Every set of these pants are unique! Only one of a kind! You may definitely have these as a gift! But your soldiers must come to me on there own time if they wish for a pair. I'd only recommend those you keep close to you though. This is my lively hood. And I can't see it abused. [spoiler]this way I keep things balanced. And anyone who buys pants can feel unique. I usually sell them for unique goods though[/spoiler]
