Alright. Time to share your favourite stories and/or logic from Skyrim. I'll start us off. I was playing Skyrim for my first time, in a party with a good friend. I see the camp on my minimap, so I approach it. "Hey, what's this camp thing?"
Friend: *quietly* "No. Don't do it."
Me: "Oh hey giant, how's it goi... Oh look I can see Mars from here."
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One time, back at lvl. 10-15, I was just walking around, minding my own business, when a dragon swoops out of the sky. This was only my 3rd or 4th unscripted dragon fight, so I was ecstatic. I fought hard and long, and when it finally kneeled, I felt like ending it in a special way. So I charged up my shout, and let loose a "Fus Ro Dah" right in his face. I expected him to be pushed back a little, but what I got was so different. Right when it hit him, he went flying. And I mean[i]FLYING![/i]. I just sat there in disbelief as he flew out of my sight lines. Sad that I couldn't loot the bastard, I continued on my quest, in he complete opposite direction he was flying. Then, about 10 minutes later, as I was leaving a small village, I see something flying out of the sky. I expect another dragon fight, but what I got was something so much better. Turns out it was the skeleton of the dragon I had killed just 10 mins ago! I watched it fly out of the sky, killing three villagers. I then proceeded to turn off the game and laugh for a good 5 minutes.