At night my zits become stars and my face becomes the Galaxy. My tears become planets for I weep so often. The cause of my anguish is the loss of my Shadow Price, the first Legendary Weapon I've received in destiny. After the AR nerf patch it was useless. I was so hungry for power that I ignored my beloved. I cheated with other weapons daily. Then that day came where I held down square til my beautiful child was no more. I became a filthy hand cannon user. Now that they have been nerfed and auto rifles are better, my Shadow Price mocks me from Vanilla Heaven.
Please forgive me, My Love.
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