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9/12/2015 12:59:22 AM
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Skyrim Stories/Logic!
Alright. Time to share your favourite stories and/or logic from Skyrim. I'll start us off. I was playing Skyrim for my first time, in a party with a good friend. I see the camp on my minimap, so I approach it. "Hey, what's this camp thing?"
Friend: *quietly* "No. Don't do it."
Me: "Oh hey giant, how's it goi... Oh look I can see Mars from here."
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I once had a dead horse drop out of the sky and almost squish me. I was just past the Fort on the way to Winterhold, so a Giant Launch isnt to blame; no Giants nearby. :S As for Skyrim Logic? "Please sir, I can you kill these wolves nearby, I am but a humble merchant and..." [Dragon lands nearby] "...LEEEEEEROOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIINS!!!!!!"
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2 RepliesI had a dragon die in the streets of river wood. Never disappeared. Everytime I enter the town, some guy down the road would [i]always[/i] walk out of his house and yell "get that thing out of here!". Every time. [b]every time[/b].
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-Whenever I look I see flying mammoths -Flying mammoths everywhere
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Edited by Molag Bal: 9/13/2015 1:19:10 PM>Summon Storm Atronarch in Plains District >Entire town of Whiterun follows me everywhere >Fast travel to Solitude >Map doesn't load entirely and everyone (including Whiterun people) die
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One time I was able to manipulate the shadows to make the deadly. [spoiler]Kills me every time.[/spoiler]
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Here's something else fun to do: Go to whiterun, wait till daytime when everyone is outside. Get a decent power bow, get out of sight. Then you shoot a graymane or battleborn with the bow. They will get angry and chase you trying to kill you. While they are doing this, a guard will notice and not know that you shot the person, so the guard will start killing that person, and other family members of that person will go to help and they will all get killed by the guard, so you can basically take out an entire family with one arrow
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6 RepliesDid you even morrowind bra ?
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I'm gonna pickpocket this guard with no training, it can't be that hard I was wrong
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1 ReplyOne time, back at lvl. 10-15, I was just walking around, minding my own business, when a dragon swoops out of the sky. This was only my 3rd or 4th unscripted dragon fight, so I was ecstatic. I fought hard and long, and when it finally kneeled, I felt like ending it in a special way. So I charged up my shout, and let loose a "Fus Ro Dah" right in his face. I expected him to be pushed back a little, but what I got was so different. Right when it hit him, he went flying. And I mean[i]FLYING![/i]. I just sat there in disbelief as he flew out of my sight lines. Sad that I couldn't loot the bastard, I continued on my quest, in he complete opposite direction he was flying. Then, about 10 minutes later, as I was leaving a small village, I see something flying out of the sky. I expect another dragon fight, but what I got was something so much better. Turns out it was the skeleton of the dragon I had killed just 10 mins ago! I watched it fly out of the sky, killing three villagers. I then proceeded to turn off the game and laugh for a good 5 minutes.
