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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
9/11/2015 10:38:39 PM
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[b]The limo finally reaches it's destination, a massive, fancy looking restraunt, white marble, gold trim, giant windows, the whole shebang. A man in possibly the fanciest overalls ever seen, is standing in front of the building. He greets the group as they exit.[/b]
[i]"Welkum tuh duh partuh frends uv it![/i]
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[b]takes shots with sanguine[/b]
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Edited by Frog: 9/12/2015 9:32:11 PM[spoiler]New post[/spoiler]
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*drinks whiskey*
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[b]sanguine is disguised as a assistant [/b] 1 2 5 [b]drinks[/b]
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I see.
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*Drunken me emerges from an air vent* [i]I FOUN' MO- hic- MORE BREAD STICKs!!![/i] *
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Good job mate!
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*Future me comes out of portal* [i]this is unacceptable[/i] *boot kicks drunken me through portal then closes it* [i]what was he going on about? Breadsticks?[/i]
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Lots of breadsticks.
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Varn: Yeah. They are over there.
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[i]Huh. Thank you[/i] *As I'm about halfway there a rumbling is heard. I turn a look towards the noise* [i]what's that? Oh god I remember now... Everyone run![/i] *Hundreds of breadstick burst out of the air vent like a gluten Niagara Falls. They form a neat pile in the center of the room. [i]well that wasn't nearly as bad as I remember it being...[/i]
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*finds the others*
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Edited by Frog: 9/12/2015 1:03:32 AM[b]They are at a table. Varn and Yan are eating mountains of food, Stratos is at the bar, and Sithis is with Pants, eating breadsticks.[/b]
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Yo yo yo! Sorry i'm late. Where's the waiter?
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[b]The waiter walks over to you, and in a robotic voice says:[/b] [u]ORDER...[/u]
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Alright, I will take some shrimp, chicken, fries, ranch, Raptor nuggets, T-Rex ribs, and the best beer you got. Oh yeah, and also fried pickles.
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[b]Your order falls from the sky, and the governor sits at the head of the table. He apparently ordered the largest sloppy joe ever, since one falls, breaking part of the table.[/b]
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*starts eating my raptor nuggets* Ya know. I expected these to be good. AND THEY ARE!!! *goes full on Pac Man and keeps eatting the food* *stops* I'll be back. *goes to the bathroom* [spoiler]plz say theres a chef in there or something[/spoiler]
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[b]Every single employee that works there is having a shit throwing fight.[/b]
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No!!! *runs out and climbs in the vents* *goes to the girl's bathroom* [spoiler]y u do dis[/spoiler]
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[b]The same is happening there.[/b]
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*crawls to the kitchen* [spoiler]YOU SAID [b]ALL[/b] EMPLOYEES WERE SO NONE IN THE KITCHEN[/spoiler]
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[b]A robot is seen, cooking all of the food.[/b]
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*I watch it*
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[b]It sees you.[/b]
