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9/11/2015 9:28:00 PM
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Right...I'll go find you a damn warrior to posses. And unless you can find Pavel you're my new second in command!
*one of my elite personally trained ODSTs walks into the room*
Looks like our volunteer arrived.
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I'll need a shovel. *posesses troop* I got an... Ace up my sleeve. We need to go to the memorial where I lie.
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Right, let's go to the hanger, we'll use my drop ship. Tell me we're not going to rob your own grave in the middle of our societies capital during the day?
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Damn right we are. Now, did you bury my cloak and magnum too?
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I buried all your belonging with you. Well let's get this over with. *takes my seat in the cockpit*
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Sits in space-shotgun
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I pilot us all the war to the war memorial and lend in front of your tomb "You know, a lot of people probably won't like this."
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What? Digging my own remains up?
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"Digging your own remains up in another persons body, desecration of a war memorial. You know it didn't take long after the war for all those damn hippies to start protesting shit."
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*i step out of the body, and tell him to follow* You were saying?
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"Great now idiots are gonna say this place is haunted JT! *passes out shovels.
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And? It'll give reason not to try to desecrate my corpse.
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"Let's just hurry up and do this."
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*after a while of digging, we find the corpse* Well, definitely seeing myself from a new angle.
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"You know...one might say you lost some weight."
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Well, I lost the arm. Anyways, put it over there. *i possess the odst*
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*hands you your gear* -blam!-, we have to get back to the ship! We're under attack!
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Hold on. *i transfer my soul, and the odst's life force into my body, killing him and resurrecting me* Painless. Sorry man *my corpse floats upwards by the waistline, and it springs to life, landing on one knee, magnum in hand* lets -blam!-ing do this
