That you just fell instantly in love with, and you knew that you just had to have him/her and so you grabbed it and stole it...running off into the distance caressing the scared hunk of plastic as you go, and telling it that everything will be ok...now knowing, that you finally...finally....found your one true love...
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>Mfw I thought it said mankini and was about say, "Yes, and in fact, I'm wearing one right now."