[quote][b][i]Greetings![/i][/b] also, [b][i]TGIF. [/i][/b]
Today we'll discuss $20 for emotes, and [b][i]tacos.[/i][/b]
Whenever I think of money, I think of tacos. It's a very easy way to think [b][i]"is that worth buying?"[/i][/b] For example, are those shoes worth [b][i]100 tacos?[/i][/b] The answer is no, I'd rather wear $5 generic shoes [b][i]WHILE EATING 100 TACOS.[/i][/b]
This brings us to the $20 [b][i]Collectors Edition Digital Upgrade.[/i][/b]
Imagine all of the dancing you've done in [b][i]Destiny.[/i][/b] All the times you've waved at someone you quick scoped. All the times you've had an [b][i]ether chest[/i][/b] pointed out to you. All the times you've sat on your friends ghost [b][i]after you pushed him off the cliff in VoG.[/i][/b]
After I thought about this, and remembered all of those glorious moments, I came to the conclusion [b][i]that now I need 20 tacos.[/i][/b] The new emotes [b][i]do[/i][/b] seem worth [b][i]20 tacos,[/i][/b] and so does 20 tacos. The only logical thing I can do now, [b][i]is buy the new emotes, and 20 tacos.[/i][/b]
[b]TTK[/b] will certainly be better while eating the tacos [b][i]and[/i][/b] dancing in the tower. It'd be nice if Bungie could give us a taco emote, shader, and class item, though. I would [b]THROW TACOS AT MY SCREEN [i]FOR THE TAKEN TACO COLLECTORS EDITION. [/i][/b] Something you should bring to the marketing team, Cozmo.
[b]Don't let other people tell you how to spend your tacos.[/b] If new emotes are worth their weight in tortilla, [b][i]go for it![/i][/b] If they aren't, [i]more tacos to ya.[/i]
[spoiler]This post was inspired by my being at Taco Bell right now and some other post belittling people that bought the CE.[/spoiler][/quote]
The dances they chose are ridiculous. I was going to buy the upgrade but between shaders i'll never use and dances that resemble a crack addict jonesing I'll keep my money.
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A crack addict emote would actually be funny to watch.
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[quote]A crack addict emote would actually be funny to watch.[/quote] Yes, these arent
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You've obviously haven't pulled out the hammer tI'm dance after dunking in rift. It's one of the most taunting things.
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Edited by helljumper2380: 9/11/2015 4:56:39 PM[quote]You've obviously haven't pulled out the hammer tI'm dance after dunking in rift. It's one of the most taunting things.[/quote] It looks stupid. Seriously people look ridiculous, not taunting, just my opinion though.
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I wasn't aware guardians were supposed to look professional as they danced. Perhaps you would prefer a waltz style?
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[quote]I wasn't aware guardians were supposed to look professional as they danced. Perhaps you would prefer a waltz style?[/quote] No, but something better than these. Maybe the cabbage patch.