[b][i]Greetings![/i][/b] also, [b][i]TGIF. [/i][/b]
Today we'll discuss $20 for emotes, and [b][i]tacos.[/i][/b]
Whenever I think of money, I think of tacos. It's a very easy way to think [b][i]"is that worth buying?"[/i][/b] For example, are those shoes worth [b][i]100 tacos?[/i][/b] The answer is no, I'd rather wear $5 generic shoes [b][i]WHILE EATING 100 TACOS.[/i][/b]
This brings us to the $20 [b][i]Collectors Edition Digital Upgrade.[/i][/b]
Imagine all of the dancing you've done in [b][i]Destiny.[/i][/b] All the times you've waved at someone you quick scoped. All the times you've had an [b][i]ether chest[/i][/b] pointed out to you. All the times you've sat on your friends ghost [b][i]after you pushed him off the cliff in VoG.[/i][/b]
After I thought about this, and remembered all of those glorious moments, I came to the conclusion [b][i]that now I need 20 tacos.[/i][/b] The new emotes [b][i]do[/i][/b] seem worth [b][i]20 tacos,[/i][/b] and so does 20 tacos. The only logical thing I can do now, [b][i]is buy the new emotes, and 20 tacos.[/i][/b]
[b]TTK[/b] will certainly be better while eating the tacos [b][i]and[/i][/b] dancing in the tower. It'd be nice if Bungie could give us a taco emote, shader, and class item, though. I would [b]THROW TACOS AT MY SCREEN [i]FOR THE TAKEN TACO COLLECTORS EDITION. [/i][/b] Something you should bring to the marketing team, Cozmo.
[b]Don't let other people tell you how to spend your tacos.[/b] If new emotes are worth their weight in tortilla, [b][i]go for it![/i][/b] If they aren't, [i]more tacos to ya.[/i]
[spoiler]This post was inspired by my being at Taco Bell right now and some other post belittling people that bought the CE.[/spoiler]
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You definitely a fat ass. Approved.
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I think of money like Footlongs from Subway haha
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I would definitely rather have 30 beers and a couple bucks change. I personally think 20 bones is absurd for what you get.
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i've already had quite a bit of fun with the emotes, so idgaf really. i can stand to miss out on a few days' worth of taco lunches for this.
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Tacos Why is this even a question
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Are 20 tacos worth the subsequent time on the toilet? Yes!
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I can get 80 packs off good quality noodles at this store by my place(I know what your thinking and no... The noodles are actually really good)
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I just spent $20 on a burger fries and milkshake
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You can buy me pone, i'm worth 500 tacos ;)
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$20 of emotes, $20 of delicious tacos but the horror that is diarrhea.
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Edited by albeezy: 9/11/2015 10:26:59 PMWish there was a t-bag emote. For the female toons it would look like this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VizoJ53C8-Q
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Edited by TacoRich: 9/11/2015 11:15:15 PMYou made me do it [url=https://youtu.be/npjF032TDDQ][/url]
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Stop getting in my head!!!!
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Edited by Cankle J: 9/11/2015 11:06:42 PMAfter eating 20 tacos I would have no energy to play. Taco bell sucks. Go to a real taco shop.
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if they have ANY sour cream on them then no
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Unless the tacos are CORN shell... Then it has to be worth it's weight in corn! I'm literally going to get tacos right now. You should hit up T Bell's marketing division for a share of the profits you just ensured.
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Your "taco equation" is perfect. Dance moves in video games, the price of taco's and their intrinsic value to said dance moves; it puts it all in perspective. Personally, tacos win every time.
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I can sip up some tacos at home... Used to go to Chevy's (best tacos ever) but the closest one to me is several hours away... :(
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Up with Tacos! Down with pants! (Don't you just hate pants?!)
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If only tacos cost 1$ their like 2 or 3 at Taco Bell
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TACOS,,,TACOS,,,TACOS o and TACOS, ,,but wait not from TB I'll go with some homemade tacos yessss ♡.♡,,,,,sorry I got hungry lol
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I approve this message
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I completely disagree with the emotes worth $20 but man that shit was funny to read I have to give it a like OP.. Good stuff
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Edited by TheAfroAvenger: 9/11/2015 10:57:30 PM
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At the taco trucks I got to I can get [b][i]40[/i][/b] tacos for 20$
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Depends on what type of tacos. Mexican friends homemade tacos or taco bell. I'd rather have emotes over taco bell (but it's close with the dorito taco