[b][i]Greetings![/i][/b] also, [b][i]TGIF. [/i][/b]
Today we'll discuss $20 for emotes, and [b][i]tacos.[/i][/b]
Whenever I think of money, I think of tacos. It's a very easy way to think [b][i]"is that worth buying?"[/i][/b] For example, are those shoes worth [b][i]100 tacos?[/i][/b] The answer is no, I'd rather wear $5 generic shoes [b][i]WHILE EATING 100 TACOS.[/i][/b]
This brings us to the $20 [b][i]Collectors Edition Digital Upgrade.[/i][/b]
Imagine all of the dancing you've done in [b][i]Destiny.[/i][/b] All the times you've waved at someone you quick scoped. All the times you've had an [b][i]ether chest[/i][/b] pointed out to you. All the times you've sat on your friends ghost [b][i]after you pushed him off the cliff in VoG.[/i][/b]
After I thought about this, and remembered all of those glorious moments, I came to the conclusion [b][i]that now I need 20 tacos.[/i][/b] The new emotes [b][i]do[/i][/b] seem worth [b][i]20 tacos,[/i][/b] and so does 20 tacos. The only logical thing I can do now, [b][i]is buy the new emotes, and 20 tacos.[/i][/b]
[b]TTK[/b] will certainly be better while eating the tacos [b][i]and[/i][/b] dancing in the tower. It'd be nice if Bungie could give us a taco emote, shader, and class item, though. I would [b]THROW TACOS AT MY SCREEN [i]FOR THE TAKEN TACO COLLECTORS EDITION. [/i][/b] Something you should bring to the marketing team, Cozmo.
[b]Don't let other people tell you how to spend your tacos.[/b] If new emotes are worth their weight in tortilla, [b][i]go for it![/i][/b] If they aren't, [i]more tacos to ya.[/i]
[spoiler]This post was inspired by my being at Taco Bell right now and some other post belittling people that bought the CE.[/spoiler]
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Hey guys is it too late to pre order so I can get the emotes and shaders and whatnot?
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This post cured the cancer that another post gave me.
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Edited by Happyjoey547014: 9/11/2015 4:11:40 PMI dot know why, but I feel more compelled to buy the emotes now....
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We have a place called islands and they have $1 tacos after six with the purchase of a drink.
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Darn you just made me hungry for tacos and I still have an hour till lunch.
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You must be working for Taco Bell and Bungie. Keep up the good work. SOLD! I'll have Tacos when I get back to civilization on sunday.
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I think chipotle
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Goddammit now I really want Tacos.
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TGFT [spoiler] THANK GOD FOR TACOS![/spoiler]
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How fat do you have to be to spend 20 dollars on tacos? Or you could go spend about 15 and just make tacos yourself that are better
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Well I guess I know what I'm having for lunch now......
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Best...post...EVER!
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Edited by Azurai: 9/11/2015 3:40:17 PMTacos are never worth it.... Pizza on the other hand.....
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However, some dank BBQ chicken pizza is always worth the 22 dollars
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Great post :)
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Edited by Vantitas: 9/11/2015 3:48:25 PMAs crazy as it may sound, I guess I'd have to go with the emotes since tacos won't seem to last longer than DLC if you think about it. But if I was hungry or something then, I'd go with the tacos instead.
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how the heck do you buy the $20 emotes? i see nothing in the xbox store for this....i already bought the digital expansion by the way
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$ emotes
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Are we talking hard Taco or soft? Im not a fan of hard Taco......but I do love soft Taco.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. :O
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Goddamnit, i was already hungry, and now i really want tacos lol
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I see your logic, but I had to refine to fit myself. The emotes can be used indefinitely, but the tacos can't. Also, I would only be able to buy 15 tacos...I would use the other $5 for toilet paper and a paperback book.
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You lost me at buying $5 shoes and eating 100 tacos That's 105 plus tax Your math is broken
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I wouldn't spend $20.00 on 20 tacos from Taco Bell, but I would buy 2 tacos for 2 bucks., heck I would spend 4 for 2 from La Vaquita... In other words I'll buy what I want of that content, but I don't want to pay 20 to get 2 items when I don't want the rest.
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$1 tacos can't be that good. Torchy's Tacos are around $3-$5 each and come with a variety of flavors/meats including Jalapeño Sausage, Jamaican Jerk Chicken, Tilapia, beef Fajita. So is a few emotes worth 4 $5 tacos? No, but I'm not so broke that I need to make those choices.
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I must buy tacos now