[b][i]Greetings![/i][/b] also, [b][i]TGIF. [/i][/b]
Today we'll discuss $20 for emotes, and [b][i]tacos.[/i][/b]
Whenever I think of money, I think of tacos. It's a very easy way to think [b][i]"is that worth buying?"[/i][/b] For example, are those shoes worth [b][i]100 tacos?[/i][/b] The answer is no, I'd rather wear $5 generic shoes [b][i]WHILE EATING 100 TACOS.[/i][/b]
This brings us to the $20 [b][i]Collectors Edition Digital Upgrade.[/i][/b]
Imagine all of the dancing you've done in [b][i]Destiny.[/i][/b] All the times you've waved at someone you quick scoped. All the times you've had an [b][i]ether chest[/i][/b] pointed out to you. All the times you've sat on your friends ghost [b][i]after you pushed him off the cliff in VoG.[/i][/b]
After I thought about this, and remembered all of those glorious moments, I came to the conclusion [b][i]that now I need 20 tacos.[/i][/b] The new emotes [b][i]do[/i][/b] seem worth [b][i]20 tacos,[/i][/b] and so does 20 tacos. The only logical thing I can do now, [b][i]is buy the new emotes, and 20 tacos.[/i][/b]
[b]TTK[/b] will certainly be better while eating the tacos [b][i]and[/i][/b] dancing in the tower. It'd be nice if Bungie could give us a taco emote, shader, and class item, though. I would [b]THROW TACOS AT MY SCREEN [i]FOR THE TAKEN TACO COLLECTORS EDITION. [/i][/b] Something you should bring to the marketing team, Cozmo.
[b]Don't let other people tell you how to spend your tacos.[/b] If new emotes are worth their weight in tortilla, [b][i]go for it![/i][/b] If they aren't, [i]more tacos to ya.[/i]
[spoiler]This post was inspired by my being at Taco Bell right now and some other post belittling people that bought the CE.[/spoiler]
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You sir, are reasonable, and a genius. I compare everything with mcdonalds double cheeseburgers because my dad was a fatty and did that
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Lol at this
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Ill take the emotes im trying to lose weight 20 tacos that's a lot of calories
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Depends on the tacos..... I do love me my tacos and now want some for dinner. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT the emotes will last me longer than a few moments with that yummy taco and won't cause me any stomach problems if they're not cooked enough. So I can have both. By my emotes and find someplace that has a good Taco Tuesday and get two for one. WIN!!
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Nope Tacos wins EVERY time!
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Despite me disagreeing with you, the analogy with tacos is very superb.
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Tacos because emotes are not worth any money since they are gay
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If you've got the tacos, you can do whatever you want with your tacos. I do whatever I want with my tacos as well. Who am I to judge?
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Debating buying tacos now.... And the emotes.
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Buy tacos. Butt ttk will be fun
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My gawd. I want tacos [i]and[/i] the dance emotes!
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Jack in the Box 2 tacos for $1 40 tacos Brain explosion!
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So When would these emotes be available to purchase?
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I have $40, I'm dancing and eating tacos.
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Which lasts longer lol
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*Throws tacos at screen
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But then you have to spend over 100$ to replace that toilet of yours. :P
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Edited by Shadrine: 9/11/2015 4:08:02 PMI love the way you think
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lol. Tacos are actually my favorite food. No joke. This post made me laugh.
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Beast
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I approve.
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Tacos > TTK
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I also approve this message :P
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Hey guys is it too late to pre order so I can get the emotes and shaders and whatnot?