[b][i]Greetings![/i][/b] also, [b][i]TGIF. [/i][/b]
Today we'll discuss $20 for emotes, and [b][i]tacos.[/i][/b]
Whenever I think of money, I think of tacos. It's a very easy way to think [b][i]"is that worth buying?"[/i][/b] For example, are those shoes worth [b][i]100 tacos?[/i][/b] The answer is no, I'd rather wear $5 generic shoes [b][i]WHILE EATING 100 TACOS.[/i][/b]
This brings us to the $20 [b][i]Collectors Edition Digital Upgrade.[/i][/b]
Imagine all of the dancing you've done in [b][i]Destiny.[/i][/b] All the times you've waved at someone you quick scoped. All the times you've had an [b][i]ether chest[/i][/b] pointed out to you. All the times you've sat on your friends ghost [b][i]after you pushed him off the cliff in VoG.[/i][/b]
After I thought about this, and remembered all of those glorious moments, I came to the conclusion [b][i]that now I need 20 tacos.[/i][/b] The new emotes [b][i]do[/i][/b] seem worth [b][i]20 tacos,[/i][/b] and so does 20 tacos. The only logical thing I can do now, [b][i]is buy the new emotes, and 20 tacos.[/i][/b]
[b]TTK[/b] will certainly be better while eating the tacos [b][i]and[/i][/b] dancing in the tower. It'd be nice if Bungie could give us a taco emote, shader, and class item, though. I would [b]THROW TACOS AT MY SCREEN [i]FOR THE TAKEN TACO COLLECTORS EDITION. [/i][/b] Something you should bring to the marketing team, Cozmo.
[b]Don't let other people tell you how to spend your tacos.[/b] If new emotes are worth their weight in tortilla, [b][i]go for it![/i][/b] If they aren't, [i]more tacos to ya.[/i]
[spoiler]This post was inspired by my being at Taco Bell right now and some other post belittling people that bought the CE.[/spoiler]
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You're the kind of person we need more of in the community. Well done!
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You're the type of person I like. [spoiler]Also, Taco Bell is liiiiiffeee.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Fether4: 9/11/2015 4:14:26 PMPlease don't throw tacos. It's taco abuse. Also great post. You've inspired me to think outside the bun and go ring that bell furiously.
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I love this post, but for me emotes are not worth 20 tacos lol.
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tacos rule!! carne asada tacos all day!!!
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Emotes is 1 time purchase tacos whenever u decide
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Every post you create makes me laugh. Bump
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20 Tacos for the win, haha.
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At least with tacos I won't be so hungry
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You like tacos?
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Rather have the emotes, they won't give me the shits.
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That delicious feel of taco as it crumbles in your mouth - lasts few seconds. Taco converted to nutrients and flushed out in 8 hrs approx. That delicious burn you apply when doing the Sprinkler after downing a Thorn wielding dude with NLB quickscope HS 6 times - lasts a few days. Sprinkler stays in inventory, conflagration ammo auto regens. Emotes are profit.. Yesss?
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Why not a taco shader? There's already a McDonald's shader in TTK. It's called Lion Dancer or something like that.
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$20 emotes? More like pay to win.
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Do..... Do I.... Have we met? Did you go to college in Arizona? I have literally measured all purchases in [b]how many tacos could I get instead[/b] and only brought it up to other people like twice. 50c Tacos!!!!! It's such an obscure coincidence
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Soft tacos
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You are my hero. I wanna take you out on a Taco Tuesday date.
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Gimme tacos u can take d emotes
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Great, I'm stuck at work and now I want Tacos!
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Tacos are great
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I can't have tacos so the choice is simple
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[quote][b][i]Greetings![/i][/b] also, [b][i]TGIF. [/i][/b] Today we'll discuss $20 for emotes, and [b][i]tacos.[/i][/b] Whenever I think of money, I think of tacos. It's a very easy way to think [b][i]"is that worth buying?"[/i][/b] For example, are those shoes worth [b][i]100 tacos?[/i][/b] The answer is no, I'd rather wear $5 generic shoes [b][i]WHILE EATING 100 TACOS.[/i][/b] This brings us to the $20 [b][i]Collectors Edition Digital Upgrade.[/i][/b] Imagine all of the dancing you've done in [b][i]Destiny.[/i][/b] All the times you've waved at someone you quick scoped. All the times you've had an [b][i]ether chest[/i][/b] pointed out to you. All the times you've sat on your friends ghost [b][i]after you pushed him off the cliff in VoG.[/i][/b] After I thought about this, and remembered all of those glorious moments, I came to the conclusion [b][i]that now I need 20 tacos.[/i][/b] The new emotes [b][i]do[/i][/b] seem worth [b][i]20 tacos,[/i][/b] and so does 20 tacos. The only logical thing I can do now, [b][i]is buy the new emotes, and 20 tacos.[/i][/b] [b]TTK[/b] will certainly be better while eating the tacos [b][i]and[/i][/b] dancing in the tower. It'd be nice if Bungie could give us a taco emote, shader, and class item, though. I would [b]THROW TACOS AT MY SCREEN [i]FOR THE TAKEN TACO COLLECTORS EDITION. [/i][/b] Something you should bring to the marketing team, Cozmo. [b]Don't let other people tell you how to spend your tacos.[/b] If new emotes are worth their weight in tortilla, [b][i]go for it![/i][/b] If they aren't, [i]more tacos to ya.[/i] [spoiler]This post was inspired by my being at Taco Bell right now and some other post belittling people that bought the CE.[/spoiler][/quote] The dances they chose are ridiculous. I was going to buy the upgrade but between shaders i'll never use and dances that resemble a crack addict jonesing I'll keep my money.
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Why do I feel like most of the people who post promoting the purchase of certain things is a dev or employee in disguise
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Is the upgrade available for purchase now?
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You sir, are reasonable, and a genius. I compare everything with mcdonalds double cheeseburgers because my dad was a fatty and did that