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9/11/2015 3:11:30 PM
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$20 emotes VS $20 tacos
[b][i]Greetings![/i][/b] also, [b][i]TGIF. [/i][/b]
Today we'll discuss $20 for emotes, and [b][i]tacos.[/i][/b]
Whenever I think of money, I think of tacos. It's a very easy way to think [b][i]"is that worth buying?"[/i][/b] For example, are those shoes worth [b][i]100 tacos?[/i][/b] The answer is no, I'd rather wear $5 generic shoes [b][i]WHILE EATING 100 TACOS.[/i][/b]
This brings us to the $20 [b][i]Collectors Edition Digital Upgrade.[/i][/b]
Imagine all of the dancing you've done in [b][i]Destiny.[/i][/b] All the times you've waved at someone you quick scoped. All the times you've had an [b][i]ether chest[/i][/b] pointed out to you. All the times you've sat on your friends ghost [b][i]after you pushed him off the cliff in VoG.[/i][/b]
After I thought about this, and remembered all of those glorious moments, I came to the conclusion [b][i]that now I need 20 tacos.[/i][/b] The new emotes [b][i]do[/i][/b] seem worth [b][i]20 tacos,[/i][/b] and so does 20 tacos. The only logical thing I can do now, [b][i]is buy the new emotes, and 20 tacos.[/i][/b]
[b]TTK[/b] will certainly be better while eating the tacos [b][i]and[/i][/b] dancing in the tower. It'd be nice if Bungie could give us a taco emote, shader, and class item, though. I would [b]THROW TACOS AT MY SCREEN [i]FOR THE TAKEN TACO COLLECTORS EDITION. [/i][/b] Something you should bring to the marketing team, Cozmo.
[b]Don't let other people tell you how to spend your tacos.[/b] If new emotes are worth their weight in tortilla, [b][i]go for it![/i][/b] If they aren't, [i]more tacos to ya.[/i]
[spoiler]This post was inspired by my being at Taco Bell right now and some other post belittling people that bought the CE.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'm going to use this logic now thank you op
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4 RepliesHate to be mr negative but 20 quid for emotes is a bit much. Ps: never had a Taco before
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1 ReplyI'd love a burrito right about now
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1 ReplyHHHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU SIR
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4 RepliesI appreciate the attempt at humor. But really at the end of the day you took the chicken $&@% approach of saying you'll just buy both. All of that debate wasted because you're too scared to offend anybody by showing that you could have a preference. Therefore your post is rated 0/8.
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1 ReplyTacos brah!!
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2 RepliesTHE TACO KING
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2 Repliesthe people spitting on emote purchasers probably have TF2 hat addictions
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4 RepliesPor que no los dos?
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1 ReplyHonestly the best post I've ever seen on the forums
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1 ReplyExactly,now buy me tacos! [spoiler]I'll pay you back in Potato dollars[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI want 2 $20 pizzas from Pizza Rev now.
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2 RepliesWhen can you buy the emotes and stuff
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1 ReplyNever understood why people say they get the shits after Taco Bell. I guess it's because I'm young but I never have problems after eating there.
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1 ReplyThis kind of thought process sounds very familiar.. something about getting high and going to Taco Bell. It's a very vague memory, but it's in there somewhere. I might have to use the old "sense memory simulated perception altered consciences memory retrieval" trick.. that works every time.
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Dont forget the guacamole.
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I kept imagining Po from Kung Fu Panda saying this...
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You can buy 40 from Jack in the Box I think
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3 RepliesWhat does inb4 and tl;dr mean?
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Are they available to buy yet?
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Yeah meng. I didn't know whether I would buy TTK or tha tacos. Is a good sing I have a friend who was all like "Get Destiny, -blam!-, I'll get the tacos and wheelchair them." Best esse eber!
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I think I would choose taco over any day. That being said The Taken TACO
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2 RepliesEdited by Abomb: 9/11/2015 6:49:32 PMHave my 20 bucks turn into a steaming pile which sticks outta the toilet water like an iceberg, or add some ammo to my elitist arsenal......hmmmmm..............mmmmmmmmmm...............tacos
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1 Reply5 star post would read again
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1 ReplyIndeed, wise words
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2 RepliesEdited by Stare_At_The_Sun: 9/11/2015 6:55:48 PMI don't know man, I love carne asada tacos, but I also love Destiny. Why not have both? I'll take both. Edit: this post trumps over 98% of the other threads on this forum. Good job, sir.
