[b][i]Greetings![/i][/b] also, [b][i]TGIF. [/i][/b]
Today we'll discuss $20 for emotes, and [b][i]tacos.[/i][/b]
Whenever I think of money, I think of tacos. It's a very easy way to think [b][i]"is that worth buying?"[/i][/b] For example, are those shoes worth [b][i]100 tacos?[/i][/b] The answer is no, I'd rather wear $5 generic shoes [b][i]WHILE EATING 100 TACOS.[/i][/b]
This brings us to the $20 [b][i]Collectors Edition Digital Upgrade.[/i][/b]
Imagine all of the dancing you've done in [b][i]Destiny.[/i][/b] All the times you've waved at someone you quick scoped. All the times you've had an [b][i]ether chest[/i][/b] pointed out to you. All the times you've sat on your friends ghost [b][i]after you pushed him off the cliff in VoG.[/i][/b]
After I thought about this, and remembered all of those glorious moments, I came to the conclusion [b][i]that now I need 20 tacos.[/i][/b] The new emotes [b][i]do[/i][/b] seem worth [b][i]20 tacos,[/i][/b] and so does 20 tacos. The only logical thing I can do now, [b][i]is buy the new emotes, and 20 tacos.[/i][/b]
[b]TTK[/b] will certainly be better while eating the tacos [b][i]and[/i][/b] dancing in the tower. It'd be nice if Bungie could give us a taco emote, shader, and class item, though. I would [b]THROW TACOS AT MY SCREEN [i]FOR THE TAKEN TACO COLLECTORS EDITION. [/i][/b] Something you should bring to the marketing team, Cozmo.
[b]Don't let other people tell you how to spend your tacos.[/b] If new emotes are worth their weight in tortilla, [b][i]go for it![/i][/b] If they aren't, [i]more tacos to ya.[/i]
[spoiler]This post was inspired by my being at Taco Bell right now and some other post belittling people that bought the CE.[/spoiler]
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Free tacos, because I have the materials to make them.
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The people complaining about the people who spent the extra $$$ are salty little buggers. Destiny's community is a conglomerate of various income brackets. Some can afford it without it putting a dent in their account, whilst others would.
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Taco Bell is gross. I'll go with the emotes.
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Tacos give me diarrhea.
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Emotes wont give you the [i]shits[/i] like $20 worth of tacos will.
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I bet those tacos have more content than ttk will have. And we all know how cheap taco sellers are with the carnitas.
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Taco Bell got in trouble for advertising their food as beef.
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Shoes last longer than tacos bra ! And yes I'll take 20 carne asada tacos all day ..
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Get fat but have a good time while doing it or by getting fat and not having a good time doing it hmm
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That's a tough one... Do you want the sh!ts or useless emotes? At least the emotes will last longer than a trip to the toilet. I'd think if you're constipated the decision could be much tougher.
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Back in my day, we determined value with McDoubles.
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Didn't bother to read more than the first paragraph, but you had me at tacos. So I choose tacos. Yum!!!!
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This is the type of content I wanna see on the forums
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The logic this city needs.
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Well said lol that was funny
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Can you buy the emotes now? If so where?
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Nachos?
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I just ate tacos before finding this. And "taken taco collector edition" is genius
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Omg -blam!- emotes I'd get the tacos for sure.
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Can I have nachos instead? I like buenos nachos during noches
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Yeah but if you eat Tacos whilst playing destiny, "guardian down" - via Dem Shitz
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Work at Taco Bell and get free tacos...pay for emotes......done
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You know how many tacos you can get for $20 at Taco Bell! Damn man, you won't be running for the boarder, you be running to the can.
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Oh, Poon. You so smart.
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20 dollars for 1 emote ummmmmm cool............................20 dollars for tacos atleast you get a nice healthy dump after
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Edited by Rek1aimer: 9/11/2015 7:52:44 PMNow what if they added a taco consumable that your Guardian could eat WHILE using the new emotes? I want this.