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9/11/2015 3:11:30 PM
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$20 emotes VS $20 tacos
[b][i]Greetings![/i][/b] also, [b][i]TGIF. [/i][/b]
Today we'll discuss $20 for emotes, and [b][i]tacos.[/i][/b]
Whenever I think of money, I think of tacos. It's a very easy way to think [b][i]"is that worth buying?"[/i][/b] For example, are those shoes worth [b][i]100 tacos?[/i][/b] The answer is no, I'd rather wear $5 generic shoes [b][i]WHILE EATING 100 TACOS.[/i][/b]
This brings us to the $20 [b][i]Collectors Edition Digital Upgrade.[/i][/b]
Imagine all of the dancing you've done in [b][i]Destiny.[/i][/b] All the times you've waved at someone you quick scoped. All the times you've had an [b][i]ether chest[/i][/b] pointed out to you. All the times you've sat on your friends ghost [b][i]after you pushed him off the cliff in VoG.[/i][/b]
After I thought about this, and remembered all of those glorious moments, I came to the conclusion [b][i]that now I need 20 tacos.[/i][/b] The new emotes [b][i]do[/i][/b] seem worth [b][i]20 tacos,[/i][/b] and so does 20 tacos. The only logical thing I can do now, [b][i]is buy the new emotes, and 20 tacos.[/i][/b]
[b]TTK[/b] will certainly be better while eating the tacos [b][i]and[/i][/b] dancing in the tower. It'd be nice if Bungie could give us a taco emote, shader, and class item, though. I would [b]THROW TACOS AT MY SCREEN [i]FOR THE TAKEN TACO COLLECTORS EDITION. [/i][/b] Something you should bring to the marketing team, Cozmo.
[b]Don't let other people tell you how to spend your tacos.[/b] If new emotes are worth their weight in tortilla, [b][i]go for it![/i][/b] If they aren't, [i]more tacos to ya.[/i]
[spoiler]This post was inspired by my being at Taco Bell right now and some other post belittling people that bought the CE.[/spoiler]
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I went to Taco Bell yesterday and they had these thin seasoned shells. Shit wasn't that great. WTF TACO BELL?? Go back to the normal shells, foo'..
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2 RepliesYou made me hungry! *transforms* NEED TACOOOOS!!!
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Wtf did I just read lol....
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3 RepliesThis.....is an excellent post. Let the new taco economy take hold.
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4 RepliesEdited by TR 8R: 9/11/2015 8:21:33 PMYou also get an exotic class item and a shader
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1 ReplyBest post ever.
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5 RepliesThe Taco King has arrived.
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1 ReplyTacos pwn all
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2 Replies[quote]It doesn't matter if you support an anti-consumer company! Go be a dumbass and support that bad company so your tiny little brain can have your little shitty emotes! Yeah, autism![/quote] [spoiler]_______________[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesOnly one problem with taco bell tacos... they have tomato paste in the meat and I'm allergic. But say my Nana's tacos home made. Hell yeah!
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2 RepliesI was with you until you said Taco Bell.....Have you no respect for yourself!!!!!!
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1 ReplyTACOS!!!
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2 RepliesRegular price for taco in Tijuana = 10 Pesos 1 Dollar = ~16 Pesos 16x20 = 320 pesos 320 % 10 = 32 top of the line Mexican tacos
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6 RepliesHave you ever seen 5$ shoes? Come on man, I'll pay for the 100 tacos if you make a video of you eating them,but only if you eat all 100 of them.
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1 ReplyThis doesn't seem like a casual forum user wrote this... it's too perfect and entertaining.
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2 RepliesThis whole fuss over emotes has me baffled. I hate the dancing in Destiny, it drives me nuts when my fire team wants to do that, so new dance moves don't interest me. I do see the utility of a point emote, as in pointing out the Ether chests. But I don't care about what my point looks like and since I already have one, I see no point in acquiring a new one. I never use the others. So in my mind anyone who spent $20 on new emotes probably has tacos for brains.
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5 RepliesUsing logic I pulled from another thread... "You need help kid, you have a taco problem. It's unhealthy." Lol
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I am making tacos tonight dammit. Hungry now.
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I wouldnt even pay 20 cheese rolls for that crap
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3 RepliesTaco bueno > every other taco place.
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Replace the tacos with the Beefy Five-Layer Burritos and you got yourself a deal that nothing can beat. Sure, you'll probably have the shits for a full 24-hours, but it'll definitely be worth it.
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Lol OP, funniest post I've ever seen.
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love this
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4 RepliesLook i love destiny and have 1500 hrs into it, but i love tacos more. Sorry bungie..
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3 RepliesFree tacos, because I have the materials to make them.
