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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
9/10/2015 11:45:00 PM
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A man in a standard three piece suit arrives at the gates of the dojo. Over his shoulder was slung a metal baseball bat, which appeared to have some sort of engraving etched in it's side. The man seemed average, nothing too remarkable about him, aside from two things. His eyes were dark and shifting, always changing; little glints of what appeared to be starlight could be seen in them. What else was odd was that the man seemed to give off a sort of presence, almost like he was everywhere at once...
He picked up his foot and kicked on the gate, in an attempt to get someone's attention.
English
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*A woman comes to the door* Hello? Who are you?
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He stopped kicking the door when it opened. "So... This the Dojo I keep hearing about?"
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Yeah. What is your business here?
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"Oh... I'm just here to check the place out. I dunno about that guy though..." He points over to another man leaning against the gate. This one looked exactly identical to the other, he even had the same voice. "I'm just here cause I was promised free booze."
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Hmm... Ok, just don't cause any trouble.
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Another version of him appeared next to the woman. "Ahhh toots... Trouble's my middle name.... Wait, no... It's Winchester..." One of the other Hims walked over and thwapped him in the head. "Stop embarrassing yourself, and by extension us."
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My husband died a couple days ago so if you want to keep your teeth, I suggest you don't flirt with me. Anyways, what's the deal with all the yous?
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"Sooo... You're single?" Another him struck that one in the head with his bat. He fell to the ground, unconscious. "Sorry about him, anyways... You want the long version or the comprehensible version?"
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Comprehensible please.
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"I'm everywhere. Literally. Omnipresence, and boy I tell you it can be a real pain in the ass sometimes."
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Sounds like it could be.
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"You have no idea..."
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*see's* That's new... *walks over* Hey! How's it going?
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One of the men looks over at the newcomer. "Sup?"
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[spoiler]not a newcomer but k?[/spoiler] Notice you've got some friends!
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(Meant newcomer as in that you just arrived... Here... At that moment.)
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[spoiler]ya... Kinda realized that after...[/spoiler] *is waiting for a response* Well this is kinda awkward....
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"Ya think? So, you want the long version or the comprehensible version?"
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About what? An introduction?
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"More of an explanation, but yeah pretty much."
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Alright! *leans up against a wall* Tell me about it!
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"First off, name's All, Balthazar Hermaous Franko Winchester All, The First. And I'm an omnipresent dimension hopping deadbeat in a suit."
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That explains the multiple versions of you! Why a bat?
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Edited by Spicy: 9/11/2015 1:21:54 AM"Why not a bat?"
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*grins* I like a man with simple values! My name is Inflatablepants! So is my title! Salesman,craftsman,assassin and dojo lieutenant! At your service!
