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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
9/10/2015 11:24:49 PM
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*he spits on you* BOW BENEATH THE PIRATE GOD!!! *he aims his gun at you*
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Wait pirates are anarchists. They don't believe in any type of worship? They bow to no one! You are being hypocritical in the values of being a pirate! Making you... A false...God....
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[spoiler]dang[/spoiler] *he shoots you in the knee* BUT I GOT A REAL PISTOL!!! *pirate Tubbs stabs him from behind*
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Shit! *throws pirate TUBBS his cutlass* *stabs the pirate from the front*
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*he takes the pirate god's gun and sword* [spoiler]now magic! :D[/spoiler] *the giant pirate ship starts shooting cannon balls* [spoiler]you okay with this being blown up?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]not without a fight [/spoiler] *all 138 cannons shoot at the ship. Destroying the hull.*
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Edited by JealousOrc: 9/11/2015 2:42:42 AM[spoiler]ok[/spoiler] *1,000s of men start shooting rifles and 100s of cannons shoot along with pirates jumping on the boat* [spoiler]never said it was a fair fight[/spoiler] *pirate Tubbs jumps off the ship*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 9/11/2015 2:54:54 AM[spoiler]i would assume so[/spoiler] *the cannons fire one more time. Killing 300 of the men and damaging one of the things keeping the ship in the air* *my ship begins to beep* Well! See ya around! *dives off the boat* *the boat explodes with the pirate on it*
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*everything goes in slow motion* *the cutlass starts glowing* *everything starts "rewinding"*
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*songblade allows me to realize what's happening as I rewind* Whaaaat? [spoiler]gnight[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]gnight[/spoiler] *I'm sitting there staring at the sword*
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*is rewinding*
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*the ship starts flying back and blows up* [spoiler]god pirate's ship blew up[/spoiler] *everything is normal but I still have the sword and the god pirate's body stayed* Arrr ye matey! The prophecy spoke of this! Tis right here! *he pulls out a piece of paper*
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What a treasure map or something? *investigates the pirate gods body*
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No. The prophecy! *it says some crap that basically says who ever has the Pirate God's sword get his power and fleet* [spoiler]YEAH!!!![/spoiler]
