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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
9/10/2015 9:29:13 PM
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Where did you get your cutlass?
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The last pirates I killed!
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Interesting. You realize I'm no pirate right? *draws songblade* And this ship? Well... *all 136 cannons rotate towards him* It's mine...
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No longer will it be! *he puts it to your neck* Let me have the ship or you die with me!
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 9/10/2015 9:55:54 PM*grabs his wrist and twist it. I take the cutlass out of his hands* [spoiler]no avoiding that ok. You have a habit of avoiding cool stuff.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ok[/spoiler] *a giant ship flies down from the sky and pirate Tubbs quickly hides*
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[spoiler]like a space ship?[/spoiler] *slides underneath some fish nets to hide*
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[spoiler]no a pirate ship[/spoiler] *an awesome looking pirate jumps on your ship* I AM THE PIRATE GOD!!!!
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*throws the net off* Hey captain TUBBS. Shouldn't you be offended by that?
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*he stays hiding and the strange pirate looks at you* Who is this Captain you speak of?
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Well. He's hiding over there after he tried to over throw me off my ship. Wasn't gunna happen but then you turned up. Pretty sure he is pissing himself
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*he laughs Well if he's your Captain. *he walks over and kicks over the barrels i'm hiding behind* *he picks me up by the neck* Are you the captain of this ship? [spoiler]YOU JUST SOLD ME OUT[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]kinda have a bad opinion on your alternate dimension characters[/spoiler] I don't have a captain. But i would recommend putting him down.
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*he drops me and turns around* What did you just say? [spoiler]this is a god[/spoiler] [spoiler]the pirate god[/spoiler] [spoiler]i did it for a fun encounter[/spoiler]
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What you just did! Thanks!
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*he spits on you* BOW BENEATH THE PIRATE GOD!!! *he aims his gun at you*
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Wait pirates are anarchists. They don't believe in any type of worship? They bow to no one! You are being hypocritical in the values of being a pirate! Making you... A false...God....
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[spoiler]dang[/spoiler] *he shoots you in the knee* BUT I GOT A REAL PISTOL!!! *pirate Tubbs stabs him from behind*
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Shit! *throws pirate TUBBS his cutlass* *stabs the pirate from the front*
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*he takes the pirate god's gun and sword* [spoiler]now magic! :D[/spoiler] *the giant pirate ship starts shooting cannon balls* [spoiler]you okay with this being blown up?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]not without a fight [/spoiler] *all 138 cannons shoot at the ship. Destroying the hull.*
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Edited by JealousOrc: 9/11/2015 2:42:42 AM[spoiler]ok[/spoiler] *1,000s of men start shooting rifles and 100s of cannons shoot along with pirates jumping on the boat* [spoiler]never said it was a fair fight[/spoiler] *pirate Tubbs jumps off the ship*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 9/11/2015 2:54:54 AM[spoiler]i would assume so[/spoiler] *the cannons fire one more time. Killing 300 of the men and damaging one of the things keeping the ship in the air* *my ship begins to beep* Well! See ya around! *dives off the boat* *the boat explodes with the pirate on it*
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*everything goes in slow motion* *the cutlass starts glowing* *everything starts "rewinding"*
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*songblade allows me to realize what's happening as I rewind* Whaaaat? [spoiler]gnight[/spoiler]
