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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
9/10/2015 2:24:43 AM
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[spoiler]im becoming aware[/spoiler]
*stares at*
I have 68 cannons per side on my frigate.
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Ye what!? *he backs up* Why didn't ye say so!? *he lowers his sword*
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Come check it out!
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*he follows*
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Wait one second..... *grabs a pair of pants from a shelf. Puts them on* There we go!
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*he follows*
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*we are about to arrive at the lake* I used the trees here for the base of the hull see? *points*
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I do matey!
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*is silent for a second* Yes. I also used an odd material for the sails. They can catch more wind then common silk. Not sure if physics can back that up but hey I don't complain! Alright. Here she is! *the boat floats there seeming to shimmer in the water*
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She's a beauty! *he pushes you down and starts swimming to it*
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*gets back up* Uh-huh. *a bridge appears while he is in the water.* *walks over it* You know if you waited a bit you wouldn't have to get wet!
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*he's already climbing on the boat*
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*is on the boat* So what do you think?
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I think I be taking it over! *he pulls out his sword*
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Where did you get your cutlass?
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The last pirates I killed!
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Interesting. You realize I'm no pirate right? *draws songblade* And this ship? Well... *all 136 cannons rotate towards him* It's mine...
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No longer will it be! *he puts it to your neck* Let me have the ship or you die with me!
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 9/10/2015 9:55:54 PM*grabs his wrist and twist it. I take the cutlass out of his hands* [spoiler]no avoiding that ok. You have a habit of avoiding cool stuff.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ok[/spoiler] *a giant ship flies down from the sky and pirate Tubbs quickly hides*
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[spoiler]like a space ship?[/spoiler] *slides underneath some fish nets to hide*
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[spoiler]no a pirate ship[/spoiler] *an awesome looking pirate jumps on your ship* I AM THE PIRATE GOD!!!!
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*throws the net off* Hey captain TUBBS. Shouldn't you be offended by that?
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*he stays hiding and the strange pirate looks at you* Who is this Captain you speak of?
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Well. He's hiding over there after he tried to over throw me off my ship. Wasn't gunna happen but then you turned up. Pretty sure he is pissing himself
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*he laughs Well if he's your Captain. *he walks over and kicks over the barrels i'm hiding behind* *he picks me up by the neck* Are you the captain of this ship? [spoiler]YOU JUST SOLD ME OUT[/spoiler]
