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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
9/10/2015 1:22:55 AM
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Oh for f#cks sake!
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*its me in a pirates costume with a beard, eyepatch, pirate hat, sword, and a parrot on my shoulder* Arrr ye matey.
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Oh good. I thought it was that other prick
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Who yee be talking bout? *he puts a sword to your throat* [spoiler]best not to mess with this guy[/spoiler]
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A really evil version of you. Wait...why are you talking and dressed like a pirate? And why do you have your sword to my throat? That's property of mrs.pants!! Hehe...just kidding there isn't a mrs.pants....
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Ye makin no sense! *he pushes it closer* [spoiler]this is another version[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]im becoming aware[/spoiler] *stares at* I have 68 cannons per side on my frigate.
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Ye what!? *he backs up* Why didn't ye say so!? *he lowers his sword*
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Come check it out!
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*he follows*
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Wait one second..... *grabs a pair of pants from a shelf. Puts them on* There we go!
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*he follows*
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*we are about to arrive at the lake* I used the trees here for the base of the hull see? *points*
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I do matey!
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*is silent for a second* Yes. I also used an odd material for the sails. They can catch more wind then common silk. Not sure if physics can back that up but hey I don't complain! Alright. Here she is! *the boat floats there seeming to shimmer in the water*
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She's a beauty! *he pushes you down and starts swimming to it*
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*gets back up* Uh-huh. *a bridge appears while he is in the water.* *walks over it* You know if you waited a bit you wouldn't have to get wet!
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*he's already climbing on the boat*
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*is on the boat* So what do you think?
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I think I be taking it over! *he pulls out his sword*
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Where did you get your cutlass?
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The last pirates I killed!
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Interesting. You realize I'm no pirate right? *draws songblade* And this ship? Well... *all 136 cannons rotate towards him* It's mine...
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No longer will it be! *he puts it to your neck* Let me have the ship or you die with me!
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 9/10/2015 9:55:54 PM*grabs his wrist and twist it. I take the cutlass out of his hands* [spoiler]no avoiding that ok. You have a habit of avoiding cool stuff.[/spoiler]
