[b]In other world news...[/b]
Source-Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives – for up to six hours after their death.The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women’s rights of getting education and employment.Egypt’s National Council for Women is campaigning against the changes, saying that ‘marginalising and undermining the status of women would negatively affect the country’s human development’.Dr Mervat al-Talawi, head of the NCW, wrote to the Egyptian People’s Assembly Speaker Dr Saad al-Katatni addressing her concerns.Egyptian journalist Amro Abdul Samea reported in the al-Ahram newspaper that Talawi complained about the legislations which are being introduced under ‘alleged religious interpretations’.
I originally had a post about how Qudoe would probably love to live in Egypt and mummy -blam!- every woman he could get his hands on, but it sounded too mean so I thought of a different angle. There are many many many types of sex. Breakup sex, makeup sex, birthday sex, thank you sex, drunk sex, pity sex, wedding sex, can’t sleep sex, guilt sex, just cause sex, adventurous sex, revenge sex, rebound sex, try to make babies sex. Well I think you kind of get the point. Off the top of my head there’s probably at least 50 more random ass reasons two people should have sex and in my 50, I’m pretty sure my wife just died isn’t a reasonable request unless said sex is with someone that is not the wife. That being said, Qudoe would probably love to live in Egypt and mummy -blam!- every woman he could get his hands on.
On the serious though, how happy are the little girls in Egypt right now? No having to go to school or get a job? By law? If I’m a Yasmin in Cairo, I’m asking my mama to take me to Walmart and get a couple more ninja masks and celebrating like its 1999. Just get to stay home for the rest of my life and watch Maury and Jerry Springer marathons til the husband comes home from slave labor? Best news she’s heard since Mubarak got overthrown. Meanwhile over in America, us spoiled ass men have women chipping in to make ends meet. -blam!-ing Egypt huh? Always putting their women first.
WTF Islam nation O_O ?
[spoiler]You really thought this law passed!? Though it was considered and brought up by parliament of egypt it was put down and frowned upon. Sorry necrophillias, back in the closet you go![/spoiler]
Sources:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Egypts-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-DEAD-wives-branded-completely-false.html
https://islamgreatreligion.wordpress.com/2012/06/01/egypt-necrophilia-law-hoax-facts-about-sex-after-death-law-news/
http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/1455241
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Osiris + Isis = OTP
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shiet
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Edited by Rubyk: 9/10/2015 7:44:16 PMDammi-! I mean.. Great!
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I was going to rage, then I saw the spoiler. Good b8
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Necro bump!
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This world is really -blam!-ed up....that's all I can say.
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Inb4CoCo
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The wife don't know it yet.. but I'm totally signing up for [url=http://www.fastcodesign.com/3045517/the-urn-reimagined-as-a-dildo-full-of-your-dead-spouses-ashes]This.[/url] Same thing, right?
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i was summoned?
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You ever heard of that story about the man from Key West who preserved his wife?
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Alright!
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Donald Trump is going to hate when all the woman in Egypt move to US illegally because of this.
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I wouldn't be surprised. Islam is pretty -blam!-ed up religion. Not to say others aren't but I mean their ideals and actions speak for themselves
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I know Necrocasm is good, but I don't have a fetish for it.......
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Edited by Cultmeister: 9/10/2015 5:40:49 PMI believe the word you're looking for is 'necrophiles'
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Edited by Woupsea: 9/9/2015 8:44:22 PMSo their women can't be independent?
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I was just wondering if this was real. lol
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I just don't even
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Wow... Just wow...
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Why the hell did I take the time to read this??
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It was probably proposed as a safety buffer for those times you accidentally kill your wife during sex. I mean, do you stop or do you finish? The six hours is a bit excessive but with her motionless it could really mess with your mojo.
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I love dead women.
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WTF? Well, it is Egypt.
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Yay, religion!
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Damn *zips pants*
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That's a shame, I'd have loved to bang my wife's dead, festering corpse.