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9/8/2015 11:07:22 AM
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Destiny Year One (September Parody)

Do you remember, When you played Destiny back in September, After beating the game back in the beta, And then you started it all agaaaaain When the game was new, Farming the loot cave was the big news, But the Cryptarch would give us greens and blues, which we carried into the raaaaid Gjallarhorn - It used to be the best Atheon - We pushed him off a cliff And the Thorn - Patch 2.0 will lay it to rest Auto Rifles, They were OP as f*ck and the shotguns, They had plenty of buckshot and the Hawkmoon, With that lucky one shot to kiiill 1.1.1, Changed the whole Crucible gun meta, Thorn and Red Death became much more better Suros got kicked from the pvp throoone Crota's gone - Cheesing made him dead Damn shotguns - Blame Lord Saladin Got the Crux - Necrochasm's just shooting spit Join for VOG - I don't know how to cleanse Skolas Boss - Dismantle mines, yes? End of One - Year Two is about to begin That's as much as I could think of. Feel free to add more or improve on what I've written. Original song is September by Earth Wind and Fire Hope you had a great Year One, and have a great Year Two!

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