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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Inflatablepants:
9/8/2015 2:17:22 AM
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*looks at him dead in the eye*
We both know that isn't the truth.
*i drag him by the throat into a room at the back of my shop. I force him into a chair and tie him too it*
Now...let's see if you'll tell the truth!
I'll give you one chance. Tell me the truth...or face the consequences!
Who are you...?
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I AM TUBBS! From, another dimension.
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*looks at him. Puts the .44 on a table* What do you mean... "Another dimension?"
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I mean, another dimension. [spoiler]this is bad Tubbs[/spoiler] [spoiler]he's all serious[/spoiler] [spoiler]and evil[/spoiler]
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Why are you here?
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It's better than my last Dojo. There everyone is smarter than me. So I went through all the dimensions until I found one where I was the smartest.
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*grins* Not smart enough. Your the one in the chair now!
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Am I? *the chairs falls apart along with the ropes as he stands up*
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[spoiler]totally didn't set that cliche up or anything....[/spoiler] *kicks him straight in the chest and grabs the .44*
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Edited by JealousOrc: 9/8/2015 4:01:23 AM[spoiler]oh, I thought you did[/spoiler] *grabs your leg as you kick* Would you like this broke? *he moves his hand in a weird position*
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[spoiler]ya I did[/spoiler] *shoots his arm with the .44*
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*it goes slow motion and he moves his arm so he breaks your leg and dodges the bullet* [spoiler]imagine Wesker from Resident Evil 5 before his arm changed[/spoiler] [spoiler]he's that skilled[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]thats a little unfair. Wasn't a shot to kill either...[/spoiler] AAAAAH!!! *unsheathes songblade and cuts his arm*
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[spoiler]read PM's[/spoiler] *he catches the blade in between 2 fingers* Stop while you still can. *he smiles then starts to walk out but the door opens*
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Agh. *sits down* Damnit!
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*he walks out just as ghost me comes in*
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*stares*
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I need pants
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*stares more* You from a different dimension too? And are you gunna be a douche?
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Um. It's me. You know, I got sniped right in front of you? And dimensions?
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*stares* ....What the hell?!
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DO YOU NOT REMEMBER MY DEATH!?!?!?
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I remember your death but how the hell are you standing in front of me?!
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I'm a ghost.
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Well. That makes sense
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So, I want pants...
