So I'm camping, and my mom says 'hey how about we cut through the forest here to see the dried up lake'. So we're walking through the woods- oh shit... I stop and it starts, a tune playing in my head... [i]your walking thorough the woods[/i] mom! How about we jus- [i]theres no one around your phone is dead[/i] uhh mom... 'What we're almost there' she says. [i]SHIA LABEOUF![/i] no, pls [i]SHIA LABEOUF[/i] the song rings in my head, I start to sprint to the camp grounds and I yell back to my mom ' Shia is coming!' [i]he's almost upon you now[/i] mom? [i]theres blood on his face[/i] Shia pls [i]my god, there's blood everywhere![/i] I make it to a campsite were a man is sitting, I yell 'we need to run' but id recognized that ponytail anywhere. [i]killing for sport[/i] I started sprinting but I then tripped on a branch [i]shia labeouf[/i] labeouf looked at me and I quickly whimpered 'JUST DO IT' Shia was confused and in his confusion I ran [i]now it's dark and you seem to have lost him[/i] oh no[i]But you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer[/i] I saw the cabin and knew not to go in, but it seemed like I had no control over my legs as the song went on [i]you move stealthily towards it[/i] -.- [i]but your leg AH! It's caught in a bear trap![/i] I hate you rob [i]gnawing off your leg![/i] I started limping toward the cabin, 'yep this is happening' I say [i]sitting inside Shia LaBeouf sharpening an axe! [/i] and it goes on. [i]But he doesn't hear you enter Shia Labeouf You're sneaking up behind him... Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf Stab it in his kidney Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf Stab it in his kidney Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Shia LaBeouf Wait! He isn't dead, Shia surprise! There's a gun to your head And death in his eyes But you can do Jiu Jitsu (You can do it) Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now... You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf[/i]