Piss dribbling down your leg when you pull your pants up. Thinking you're about to fart but instead you soil yourself. About to sleep but you get the sudden urge to shit/piss. Dogs not on a leash when you're trying to do your jog. Parks fills with so much dog shit it's like a mine field. The walk sign not switching even though no cars are in sight (I jaywalked a few times because of this).