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Edited by Hawk, The Maidenless:
8/24/2015 3:45:47 PM
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Can't fap for a week
I'm used to fapping 1-2 times a day. Now I'm on vacation with my parents in a small cabin. No privacy to fap. What do?
I should note: bathroom is 3 feet from parents bed. No door/lock
Edit 2: wow 140 replies? For those who suggest the shower, its a 3x3 foot box. I'm to tall to even stand in it. Not sure how that would work
Edit 3: there are no woods around me. There is the cabin, the road, and a dock to the ocean. Most shallow water is 10 feet so i doubt i could fap and tred at the same time
Edit 4: come on guys i need more ideas. Not sure how much longer i can last
Edit 4: last night. Sooooo tempted to fap
Edit 5 (final edit): yes i have fapped again! Picture relevant
Edit 6: who the hell necroed this?
Edit 7: 420 replies
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1-2 times a day? That was me when I was like 14. Now it's maybe 3 times a week. Life is tiring. I just can't be assed to do it. For example, it's 10PM, I've had a long day, I've got multiple projects and reports due in school tomorrow, and I'm laying in bed. Fap? No. Sleep? Yes.
