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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
9/6/2015 2:40:12 PM
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*gets kneed*
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[b][i]i grab your head in a headlock, and duplex you.[/i][/b] "I've learned some new moves."
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[spoiler]duplex?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]suplex[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]suplex?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]its a wresting move. I think.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]what's the move[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]look it up. I think it's basically I grab you by the head, and throw you over my back[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ok[/spoiler] *while i'm on the ground I punch you in the balls*
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[b][i]you feel a hard impact, and hear a metallic clang.[/i][/b] "Always wear crotch protection."
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EVERYBODY WEARS THAT!!! *rages and then turns fists on fire* *punches through armor Johnny Cage style* AHHH! DOING A SPLIT WAS A BAD IDEA!!!
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[b][i]flies into orbit.[/i][/b]
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[spoiler]wat[/spoiler] *screaming intensifies*
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[b][i]falls from orbit, clutching nuts.[/i][/b]
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*is still screaming*
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[b][i]basically dive-bombs you from orbit, clutching nuts [/i][/b]
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*screams even more*
