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Edited by Etheric Peace:
9/10/2015 4:05:53 AM
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Who are the best Offtopic users of all? I posted my people!
You get five people to choose. But who is the best Offtopic user in your opinion?
In no particular order:
1.[spoiler]Chvrches. A bro. A real good friend. He's witty, funny, and loves to joke around with people. He made one of the sexiest threads ever, which unfortunately got taken down. The only thing separating me and this bro is the fact that he lives on planet Playstation and I live on planet Xbox.[/spoiler]
2. [spoiler]Forum Therapist. A real man. Not afraid to speak his mind about things. He's a real sweetheart and will listen to any problem and try to fix it or comfort someone. In my book, he is a friend that will never leave my heart. He loves to comfort people and is an all around awesome dude. [/spoiler]
3. [spoiler]Stupendous Finn. Not much to say about this guy besides the fact that he's stupendous and so chill. Never have I ever met someone as calm and collected as this guy. Finn is an absolutely wonderful name as well. Always there to make witty remarks and make me laugh, Stupendous Finn comes in at number three. [/spoiler]
4. [spoiler]Farro. This guy...Heh, well let me tell you. Farro is a very talented man. He makes music and mixtapes that changed my view on rap and the whole genre in general. He's deep, methodical, and is a very chill dude. If you have not seen his music or at least listened to any of them, here is a link to his soundcloud: https://m.soundcloud.com/its_farro You won't regret listening to this. He's a real bro. [/spoiler]
5. [spoiler]oxI HAZ COCOxo. It had to be somewhere. A true friend. She was my first Offtopic friend. A wonderful person I would love to meet in real life and talk about the antics of #Offtopic with. CoCo has always been there for me, even in times of solitude and when my girlfriend left for college, she was there. She does her best to help people with their problems and always succeeds. When you need a shoulder to cry on, she'll be there. [/spoiler]
This is my five. What do you think? With love guys and gals ~Etheric Peace
Finky Bean gets an honorable mention because he started to accept my ways. He's turning into a more amazing guy everyday and I love talking with him. He even started another compliment thread up, which I think is just wonderful!
yuki_kitty gets an honorable mention because she's awesome and is my friend...
Grizzly Bear because he's just too awesome.
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