What would you do if your bae says that she, or he, has the place to herself/himself the day or night that TTK launches? I personally would not hesitate wrecking it all night long... on Destiny. I'll just buy her flowers or some -blam!- the next day:)
Edit: Wow 400 replies! Way more than I thought this would get. Thanks for the ameeezing responses. Truly my favorite form of entertainment.
Fun fact: I have learned that there are many definitions for bae and that people get quite salty when it's used. Here are a few of my favorites.
Biggest -blam!-hole ever
Poop in Danish
B!tch ain't educated
Bacon and eggs
Big a$$ erection
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Edited by PizzaMan725: 9/6/2015 2:00:37 AMNot sure what a bae is, but I have a wife so.....the only way she's telling anyone she has the house to herself it wouldn't be to me. If I was single and she was telling me this I'd probably be wondering why. It better be because she has a crazy roommate and not because she lives with her parents.
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Tell her this "sorry babe I have to push back the darkness or the world as we know it could be destroyed." She'll understand
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Destiny can wait
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Edited by Phunkr: 9/6/2015 5:05:31 AMIs anyone else confused as to why children took the word 'babe', a one syllable word, and "shortened" it to 'bae', also a one syllable word? Edit: I'm calling shenanigans on this whole "bae being an abbreviation" thing. If some was truly your "before anything else", I would assume that is the person you will marry (or at least be with for an extended period of time) and not just be the fifth "bae" in your life you are currently calling "bae". I also automatically assume you are unfaithful if you use the word "bae" and feel entirely justified in doing so based on life experiences. Take that as you may.
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Bae means poop or crap
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I would multitask
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Why would my poop be talking to me? Are you okay?
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To be 16 again... sighs*
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Mines gonna be sleeping. Against her will
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"Sorry babe. I have a solar system to save."
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Why is poop calling/texting me?
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I would continue to ring here and ask what she's doing at her parents house and tell her to get home quick so we could play TTK whilst we sex things up
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Edited by Beeburrito: 9/6/2015 1:47:13 AMI'd do some motorboating
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Wake up
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I am my own bae. However I believe I work that day :/ So I will work
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Depends on how often you get laid. Ttk only has one launch day
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Haha bæ playing with me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in more ways than one ;D
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Well she would be because I'll be at school, and not in our room ignoring her )':
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I'm taking my Xbox to her spot and play after I take her down with my final round perk lol.
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Don't speak section 8, but I think you're asking if your girl friend has the place to herself? If that what it is, then I'd be confused since we live together. If she took the day off work, I'd be the good boyfriend and spend time with her. Then slip some ambien in her supper and get on ttk as soon as the pills kick in.
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Of course I'm gonna bang her. I don't get to nearly as much as I'd like. Destiny will still b there and I can enjoy its awesomeness later.
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What's a bae? Anyone know?
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Look at my ps4 look back at the text look back and forth then decide... IM COMING BAE Running outside in under wear with Ps4 and chips to base house.
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Bae Before anyone else or Danish feces but I'm American and that's means nothing to me
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I'd take my Xbox with me lol
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I'm not 15 so it wouldn't be amazing news or something.