Is it actual cannibal Shia Labeouf? If so I'll lead him into an orphanage.
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Oh my, and he eats everyone in there, burps, and stares at you. What do you do?
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"Do you want any dessert?"
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He nods, and approaches you slowly
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But Mr Labeouf, why just eat me when I can lead you to a hospital?
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Sure. I guess he takes the bait and you two travel to the hospital. What now?
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I let him go wild in the hospital while I take a helicopter, ready to take him to china
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He eats everyone in the hospital, and you two fly to China. What now?
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I let him free in China and go home. All those people are an infinite fuel source
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The End. [spoiler]GG[/spoiler]
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Plot twist: I visited China when Shia was dropped off [spoiler]( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)[/spoiler]
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