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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
9/5/2015 4:12:40 AM
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*drops you and opens a portal below you and one above you*
Can't beat stupidity.
*laughs*
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[quote]Can't beat the fact that I can [b]fly.[/b][/quote] [b]He stops in mid-portal jump, halting the crazy ass cycle. You dun goofed. He throws 10 kunai knives at you, but 4 of them miss because he's pretty dizzy from the portal thing. Either way, he hovers above the ground so the portals don't screw him over.[/b]
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*uses pants* Huh. I guess you can beat stupidity. *makes blades fall from the portals*
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[b]He flies sideways, avoiding the knives.[/b] [quote]Really? Like... Really?[/quote] [b]Laughing to himself once more, he brings out a pistol- M1911A3 .45 to be exact -and flies above the portals, shooting down at you. If that wasn't enough, he raises his left arm at you and shoots a gout of blue fire at you from his wrist mounted flamethrower (think of Sharkface from RvB).[/b]
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AH!!! *uses Tubbs 2 as a shield*
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[spoiler]Damn. That's... Damn. What if that ghost had a family? What if that ghost was the son of a happy couple?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Pffft, nah -blam!- that bitch. FIRE FOR DAYYZZZZZZ![/spoiler] [b]Tubbs 2 is immolated in the blue fire of Phoenix, covered in head to toe in ignited napalm. Firing the grappling hook from his left hand, he pulls Tubbs 2's body away and bitch slaps Tubbs with his heavy metal hand. Because nowadays, nothing says "ultimate fighting Dojo" than a bitch slap.[/b]
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OW!!!! *falls over and you hear the announcer* FINISH HIM!!! *I get up*
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[b]Phoenix brings the katana to his side at a 75 degrees angle, the edge pointing downwards. Cobalt fiery napalm drips from its edge, burning the ground below it. He goes in for the cut, aiming high-- the tip would reach your head and whip through your throat in a display of flashing metal and painful fire. Raising the blade in a curve, he slashes-[/b] [quote]Nah, I've given you enough shit for the day.[/quote] [b]-and stops, right before the flaming katana can touch you. Sheathing it, he offers his hand to the fatality-ready Tubbs.[/b]
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*falls over because you took to long to kill me* *gets back up* I'm dead anyways. You could have killed me.
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[quote]I've killed too many of my old friends already.[/quote] [b]He has no voice, but somehow he looks... Sad, through his helmet. Bringing out a heavy flamethrower with a shark decal painted on the barrel (think of the Halo 3 flamethrower) he gazes the the shark face painted on it.[/b] [quote]Y'know, death actually means something. A lot of you don't know that, and resurrection can't solve everything. When your grandmother passes away, do you wish you could bring her back? Because it doesn't matter if you can bring her back or not.[/quote] [b]Phoenix looks at his own hand through the armoured gauntlet covering it.[/b] [quote]The dead should stay dead. I'm an example of that. I died during the Bellicose war. I didn't come back... Only a monster did. Maybe I should've stayed dead. Who knows?[/quote]
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SHUT UP!!! *back hands you* You're getting too real. I'm not about that stuff.
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[b]Your hand hurts after backhanding the metal helmet of his armour. [/b] [quote]That's the difference between a lot of you and I though. I see reality. You see what you want to see. Ignorance is bliss I suppose.[/quote]
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OW MY HAND!!! Wait, did you just call me stupid?
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[quote]No. If I wanted to call you stupid, I would've. Trust me, I would've. I'm brutally honest that way. You're not stupid. Even the greatest minds that ever lived had their own forms of denial and ignorance.[/quote]
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Now, your saying i'm not stupid. But have a great mind, with ignorance... *is confused* [spoiler]i know what you mean[/spoiler] [spoiler]its my character[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Lol yeah I know[/spoiler] [spoiler]My character is really cryptic and shit now, sorry[/spoiler] [quote]Still not saying you're stupid. To put things straight: you see things how you want to see it. Better?[/quote] [b]In full armour, he gives the "idfk" shrug.[/b]
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[spoiler]ok[/spoiler] Yeah. I think I do. You're saying i'm to dumb to see what's real! THAT LIFES AN ILLUSION!!! *freaks out*
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[quote]Well, you're actually right.[/quote] [b]He just stands there, unwavering despite your freak out.[/b]
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*I grab him and start shaking him* WHAT IS REAL!?!?!?
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Edited by Chinkronomicon: 9/5/2015 5:26:12 AM[quote]Here? Nothing is real. But out there-[/quote] [b]Putting his hand in front of him, he gestures towards the horizon.[/b] [quote]-is real. Explore. Find new places. Don't let your dreams be dreams- uh shit, don't count that last one. [/quote]
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Actually. *I point to a random area* That is real. *the 4th wall breaks*
