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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
9/4/2015 10:25:26 PM
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Really?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Fight me then you scrub.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Consider this writing class, since school's probably already started for most of you.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]-_____-[/spoiler] [spoiler]can you sum up your post or do I have to read[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Read after "what a mess you all are" if you're that adamant on not reading.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]did it[/spoiler] Yes, lets begin. *pulls out my scythe* [spoiler]u remember the upgrades right?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Of course I do, mate.[/spoiler] [b]Phoenix stands in full exosuit gear, staring down the man who just drew a single scythe on him. All of the sudden, he begins laughing. Not your regular giggling or chortling, no, this is choked, guttural-- he has [i]no tongue.[/i][/b] [quote]Poison gas, Tubbs? Alright then. See where that gets you.[/quote] [b]The minigun on his shoulder revs up immediately- BRRRRRRT -and opens fire upon you, point blank. 3500 RPM of incendiary rounds, making it almost like a laser.[/b]
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*uses pants* EW!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TONGUE!!! *throws an EMP* [spoiler]kek[/spoiler]
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[quote]You all did this to me. Are you happy with where the Dojo is, Tubbs? This is my way of showing that [i]my guidance did nothing for you pathetic sods.[/i] [/quote] [b]In an instantaneous blur, Phoenix spins backwards and draws a S&W M500 revolver, firing it from the hip and placing a bullet directly into the EMP (which is at a safe distance now since he spun away from it). He can fires the remaining bullets into you, and then draws a baton-like weapon from his armoured shoulder. A Chinese Vietnam War bayonet, made for bleeding people out through its wounds. [/b]
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*jumps away from the bullets* I'm pretty happy with the Dojo yeah. You're just mad because I WAS ALWAYS YOUR SUPERIOR!!!! *charges you* [spoiler]kek[/spoiler]
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[quote]Always my superior? You really have degenerated, Tubbs. Considering I was the only Lieutenant who did my job, that's quite the opposite. You and the rest just claimed to do admin work whilst I laboured. And considering I actually died for this place (actually dying and not being on B.net for a few months) you're not one to talk.[/quote] [b]Two massive jetpack/thruster hybrid wings (think of Firefly from Arkham Knight) unfold from his armour as he dashes to the side, avoiding your rush. His thrusters activate twice, propelling his fist into the back of your neck.[/b] [quote]I came here for an actual fight. If this is it, then the Dojo really has become a shitty place. [/quote]
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It was a joke Cobalt. *I fall forwards because your punch* Here is a real fight. *my symbiote(lost the link...) goes on me* *Tubbs 2 appears with his mace(a ghost I made look exactly like me btw)* *I get up and swing my scythe as he shoots lava out of the mace* [spoiler]sorry for the [b]really[/b] late reply[/spoiler]
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[quote]Ah, [b]here we go. Yes, yes! Show me a fight from the Golden Days! SHOW ME A FIGHT FROM SOMEONE WORTHY![/b][/quote] [b]Spinning towards you, he allows himself to be cut by the scythe across his body armour. In doing so, he has successfully avoided the lava and ducked into your cut. Yet somehow the scythe has managed to breach his exosuit and slash his skin. With a heavy armoured hand, he grabs the bottom part of the scythe (poison sprayer part) and wrenches it apart with a kunai, letting poisonous gas leak from it. He dashes backwards, brandishing a ceramic kunai. It doesn't seem all too much... Until he superheats it with his own hands, making it glow a bluish white-hot colour. [/b]
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Dang. You're crazy. *I force choke you as I get my lightsaber* [spoiler]i got the force don't ask[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]O.O This seems to be a trend nowadays XD[/spoiler] [b]As you begin to choke him, he raises his left hand at you. A thick graphene-coated metal cord shoots from his wrist, stabbing into you. The grappling hook's spike begins pouring [i]ignited napalm[/i] into your body. You either release Phoenix now... Or be burned from inside out.[/b] [quote]War does crazy things to a man.[/quote]
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*drops you and opens a portal below you and one above you* Can't beat stupidity. *laughs*
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[quote]Can't beat the fact that I can [b]fly.[/b][/quote] [b]He stops in mid-portal jump, halting the crazy ass cycle. You dun goofed. He throws 10 kunai knives at you, but 4 of them miss because he's pretty dizzy from the portal thing. Either way, he hovers above the ground so the portals don't screw him over.[/b]
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*uses pants* Huh. I guess you can beat stupidity. *makes blades fall from the portals*
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[b]He flies sideways, avoiding the knives.[/b] [quote]Really? Like... Really?[/quote] [b]Laughing to himself once more, he brings out a pistol- M1911A3 .45 to be exact -and flies above the portals, shooting down at you. If that wasn't enough, he raises his left arm at you and shoots a gout of blue fire at you from his wrist mounted flamethrower (think of Sharkface from RvB).[/b]
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AH!!! *uses Tubbs 2 as a shield*
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[spoiler]Damn. That's... Damn. What if that ghost had a family? What if that ghost was the son of a happy couple?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Pffft, nah -blam!- that bitch. FIRE FOR DAYYZZZZZZ![/spoiler] [b]Tubbs 2 is immolated in the blue fire of Phoenix, covered in head to toe in ignited napalm. Firing the grappling hook from his left hand, he pulls Tubbs 2's body away and bitch slaps Tubbs with his heavy metal hand. Because nowadays, nothing says "ultimate fighting Dojo" than a bitch slap.[/b]
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OW!!!! *falls over and you hear the announcer* FINISH HIM!!! *I get up*
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[b]Phoenix brings the katana to his side at a 75 degrees angle, the edge pointing downwards. Cobalt fiery napalm drips from its edge, burning the ground below it. He goes in for the cut, aiming high-- the tip would reach your head and whip through your throat in a display of flashing metal and painful fire. Raising the blade in a curve, he slashes-[/b] [quote]Nah, I've given you enough shit for the day.[/quote] [b]-and stops, right before the flaming katana can touch you. Sheathing it, he offers his hand to the fatality-ready Tubbs.[/b]
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*falls over because you took to long to kill me* *gets back up* I'm dead anyways. You could have killed me.
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[quote]I've killed too many of my old friends already.[/quote] [b]He has no voice, but somehow he looks... Sad, through his helmet. Bringing out a heavy flamethrower with a shark decal painted on the barrel (think of the Halo 3 flamethrower) he gazes the the shark face painted on it.[/b] [quote]Y'know, death actually means something. A lot of you don't know that, and resurrection can't solve everything. When your grandmother passes away, do you wish you could bring her back? Because it doesn't matter if you can bring her back or not.[/quote] [b]Phoenix looks at his own hand through the armoured gauntlet covering it.[/b] [quote]The dead should stay dead. I'm an example of that. I died during the Bellicose war. I didn't come back... Only a monster did. Maybe I should've stayed dead. Who knows?[/quote]
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SHUT UP!!! *back hands you* You're getting too real. I'm not about that stuff.
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[b]Your hand hurts after backhanding the metal helmet of his armour. [/b] [quote]That's the difference between a lot of you and I though. I see reality. You see what you want to see. Ignorance is bliss I suppose.[/quote]
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OW MY HAND!!! Wait, did you just call me stupid?
