You clicked, now you're obligated.
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The Lennys as sex faces (ಠ_ರೃ) nice body ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ "it's so big" ( ͠° ʖ̯ ͡°) I finished too soon (° ͡ ͜ʖ ͡° ) incest ಥ_ಥ anal ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ) why do you have a penis ( ͡! ͜ʖ ͡!) sees the booty ( ͡? ͜ʖ ͡?) sees the boobs ( ͡× ͜ʖ ͡×) sees the poosey ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) why is ur finger in my bum ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °) "I need some fook" ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° ) mature ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)" you were great" ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) twenty minutes into Netflix and chill
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You ever seen a 400-pound man [i]rise[/i] out of his overalls like a phoenix? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*walks into thread* *flicks you power switch on* "Your welcome" *walks out of thread*
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<< hits power button standby light goes off Gratz you're turned on! ;)
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I like porn.
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*flips switch*
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[i] [/i]
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Here's a pic of my sausage bb
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*flicks switch* Is this thing on?
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It puts the lotion on its skin [spoiler]or else it gets the hose again[/spoiler]
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I'm another man. Nah bro.
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Ok I'll need a fusebox, some wires, a switch housing, a switch, a drill, a bone saw, some screws, and a legal waiver to clear me of any damages. Then we can install a switch into your brain. Then you'll have an on switch! [spoiler]does that work[/spoiler]
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Wolololo
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http://m.imgur.com/D3suV15
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3 words: Gjallarhorn from Crucible
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I want to take you on a romantic date. Take you to the most romantic restaurant in the state. Then we go see a sunset. THEN I WANT YOU TO TIP OFF YOUR CLOTHES IN A FLASH AND JUMP ON ME, "Ohhhhhh, ahhhhh" I SCREAM IN AGONY AS YOU PENETRATE EVERYLAST OPENING IN MY BODY, I WILL SUCK YOUR DICK SO HARD SEMEN WILL BE SQUIRTING OUT INTO MY MOUTH IN A MINUTE TOPS, "Ohhhhhhh baby yoooou suuuuure know hooooooow toooooo please a woooooman"
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You like what you see? [spoiler]Me and my dragon cock.[/spoiler] ~ The Great King Bahamut.
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Inb4nubbin
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Attack. Helicopters.
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[spoiler]Toast/Envelope[/spoiler]
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Ill show you 2 girls 1 cup lol
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Edited by Svedalrain: 9/5/2015 1:17:50 AMDo you wanna see my sister's tits? Edit:She's [i]letting[/i] me post a gif of them bouncing! Come on, OP! Edit: Posted ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
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I want you to -blam!- me like the dirty whore I am. I want you to make me scream your name. Make me walk funny for a week. Fill me with your seed. I want to feel it drip out of me when Im in public. I want you to slap my ass while we -blam!- like animals.
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Columbus founded america *grabs popcorn*
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Edited by savage coco: 9/5/2015 4:02:17 AMCheck your pm's I sent you nudes ;) Edit: I did not send nudes, it was a joke... -_-