Your parents catch you in bed with a horse, explain yourself
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Twas Engra
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I was just reading the Bungie forums, and...
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They already know I'm a brony.
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She said she was 18
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I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING!
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I am just as lost as you are.
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I was at a rave last night...
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Mr hands got famous from doing this so why can't I
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I then ask if they want to join.
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Illuminati
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... It was Walpole.
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It's quite simple really only poor horses sleep in a barn
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I feel like this b8 for engra.
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The horse was lonely, lost and cold
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In soviet russia horse rides you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Ok, I know Cerea has huge boobs. It just didn't seem complete if I didn't finish the job....
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That horse was a whore(s)
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I was riding a horse. Don't judge me.
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Might as well just pm engra for horse porn
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Looks at dad, "well it's better then you can get!"
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Praise the sun!
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Um um, jonny the moon dancing bear was playinv videya gams when a horse came in and i said, let me -blam!- your roomate, me, exploring my body and all decided to do it, mom, dad im exploring my body and if you punish me or yell at me you are judgmental sexist racist and anti masculinist
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It's exactly what it looks like
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The mafia want me dead because I stole all their sharp tools, but because they have no sharp tools, they can't do the customary decapitation of a horse and then place the horses head in my bed, so they decided to just use an entire horse hoping it's weight would crush me, but as it turns out they forgot to kill the horse first. and no, I don't know how several gangsters got the horse up the stairs, do I have to explain EVERYTHING?" true story.
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"What happened last night?"