That you just fell instantly in love with, and you knew that you just had to have him/her and so you grabbed it and stole it...running off into the distance caressing the scared hunk of plastic as you go, and telling it that everything will be ok...now knowing, that you finally...finally....found your one true love...
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This makes me think of that drunk robber that tried to r@pe a mannequin thinking it was a person.